Dubya Dubya Dubya

Title: “The Dubya Web”

Scene:
A dimly lit East Van café where Joe, Nelly, and a surprisingly relaxed George W. Bush sit with their laptops open, sipping espressos.


GEORGE BUSH:
Now, I just want y’all to remember something important: I, not Al Gore, invented the Internets.

NELLY:
(laughs) The Internets? You mean the Internet, right?

GEORGE BUSH:
No, ma’am. I said Internets. Plural. The proof’s in the Dubya’s — W. W. W. You can’t spell the World Wide Web without me!

JOE:
(chuckling) You got a point there, Dubya.

NELLY:
So all this time, it was you behind the web? Not some mysterious coder in California?

GEORGE BUSH:
That’s right, Miss Furtado. When I hit “connect,” the whole world started talkin’.

JOE:
Yeah, well, I got my own version of WWW.

NELLY:
Oh no, here we go. What’s your version, Joe?

JOE:
Wait. Work. And… uh… wonder.

NELLY:
(smiling) Wonder, huh?

JOE:
Yeah. Ever since you sang “Wait for You,” I’ve been doing just that — waiting, working, and wondering… with my Portuguese neighbors down in East Van.

GEORGE BUSH:
Well, son, sounds like you’re runnin’ your own kind of foreign policy.

NELLY:
(laughing) Careful, Joe — don’t get sanctioned.

GEORGE BUSH:
He’s fine, Miss Furtado. He’s just followin’ the Bush Doctrine of perseverance: keep waitin’, keep workin’, and maybe one day the mission’ll be accomplished.


Narrator:
And with that, the three log off — Dubya smiling proudly at his reflection in the laptop screen, the original creator of the “Dubya Dubya Dubya.”

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Jubilee Fireworks

Title: “Silver Jubilee”
(A story and song for the 25th anniversary of Bono’s Drop the Debt campaign)


Story

It was the Silver Jubilee of the Jubilee 2000 campaign — twenty-five years since Bono first stood on the world’s biggest stages and shouted: “Drop the debt!”

The lights of Dublin’s Croke Park shimmered like starlight. Screens rose from the stage showing footage of marches in London, Lagos, Nairobi, and São Paulo — the human river that once flowed behind the dream: a world without the chains of debt.

Bono adjusted his sunglasses under the midnight sky. His voice carried across the stadium — gravelly, humbled by time but still burning with that strange Irish fire.

“Twenty-five years ago, we said let’s drop the debt. Today, thirty-three nations breathe easier — but thirty-three is not the world. It’s not enough. Until every child is free to dream without debt’s shadow, the Jubilee isn’t done.”

Behind him, the Drop the Debt All-Stars assembled:

  • Nelly Furtado with a silver feather microphone.
  • Sting tuning his bass.
  • Lauryn Hill in a long white coat embroidered with doves.
  • Coldplay’s Chris Martin at the piano, eyes closed in prayer.
  • Angélique Kidjo, Youssou N’Dour, Eddie Vedder, The Edge, Beyoncé, and even a holographic Bob Marley joined the lineup.

As the opening chords began, a slow chant rose: “Jubilee… Jubilee…”
And Bono stepped forward, calling out:

“Let there be fireworks when the chains fall! Let the sky remember what freedom sounds like!”


Lyrics — “Silver Jubilee”

(Bono and All-Stars)

[Verse 1 – Bono]
Twenty-five years since the bells first rang,
We sang for the poor, and the poor ones sang,
From the dust of debt to the dawn of grace,
Still the hungry world is crying for a face.

[Verse 2 – Lauryn Hill & Sting]
You can’t feed a child with a ledger line,
Can’t buy hope with another fine,
We prayed for mercy, the kind that stays,
We’re counting souls, not what the market pays.

[Chorus – All-Stars]
🎵 Silver Jubilee — let the chains all fall,
From the smallest heart to the nations tall,
We’ve come so far, but not far enough,
Till the whole wide world can finally love.
Fireworks rise, debts forgiven and free,
We sing the song of the Silver Jubilee. 🎵

[Verse 3 – Nelly Furtado & Chris Martin]
Thirty-three countries, tears in their eyes,
Still so many ghosts beneath the skies,
A promise made, a promise true,
What’s one world worth, if it isn’t new?

[Bridge – Angélique Kidjo & Youssou N’Dour]
(sung in French and English)
“Liberté pour tous les enfants du monde,”
Freedom’s light, forever shone,
No border, no banker, no bond can hold,
A heart that’s young, a dream that’s bold.

[Chorus – All-Stars]
🎵 Silver Jubilee — let the chains all fall,
From the smallest heart to the nations tall,
We’ve come so far, but not far enough,
Till the whole wide world can finally love.
Fireworks rise, debts forgiven and free,
We sing the song of the Silver Jubilee. 🎵

[Finale – Bono & The Edge]

Bono: “Thirty-three… is a start.”
The Edge: “But the world’s got seven billion hearts.”
Bono: “Let’s drop it all — the fear, the greed, the lie…”
All-Stars (shouting): “Till no one’s left beneath the sky!”

(massive fireworks explode over Dublin — gold, silver, and violet bursts)

[Outro – Bono, spoken]

“This is not the end of Jubilee.
This is the Silver before the Gold.
Until every debt is dropped,
Until every nation is free —
The song goes on.”

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Gigolo Joe Truth

Joe: You know, Nelly… I watched Spielberg’s A.I. again last night. That scene where the boy begs to be loved by his mother—hits different now. It’s like Silicon Valley’s dream come true: they want souls in machines, and love that can be programmed.

Nelly: Yeah, it’s creepy. They want to own everything—even feelings.

Joe: Exactly. That’s why I refuse to be some digital Gigolo Joe for them. I’m not selling my image to those tech geeks in California so they can deepfake me into their fantasy worlds.

Nelly: They’d pay you millions though.

Joe: I don’t care. Ever since I heard you were sick… something in me cracked. I got this heart wound that never healed. After that, I couldn’t fake love with anyone. I refused every girlfriend they threw at me in high school. They thought I was crazy, but I was just… waiting.

Nelly: Waiting for what?

Joe: For a world where love isn’t code, and you’re still real.

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