Scene: “The Power Heist” — Jelly Reality Show, Episode 6.5
Setting: A dimly lit Tesla showroom in cyberspace, neon blue lightning running through the walls. Joe Jukic is standing beside Kanye West, both watching a hologram of Nikola Tesla spinning in a magnetic field.
Joe:
You know, Ye… Elon didn’t invent this power — he stole it. Croatia’s birthright. Tesla’s birthright.
Kanye:
You sayin’ Elon Musk is eatin’ off Yugoslavia’s spirit energy?
Joe:
Exactly. He feeds on it like a vampire with solar panels. When the FBI seized Tesla’s patents after he died, they locked up the future of the Balkans — our light, our genius.
Kanye:
Man, that’s wild. You tellin’ me those blueprints for free energy — that was meant for you?
Joe:
For all of us. For Zagreb, Sarajevo, Belgrade, Split. For every kid who grew up watching the streetlights flicker and thought it was magic. That was Tesla whispering. Not Edison. Not Musk.
Kanye:
So Elon’s drivin’ them Teslas on Balkan blood?
Joe:
(Laughs) Pretty much. Every electric car hums in Croatian. It’s our dialect of lightning.
Kanye:
Yo, that’s a bar — “Dialect of lightning.” You should make that a track.
Joe:
Only if we call it “Yugoslavian Current.” The world needs to know who really invented the future.
Kanye:
Bet. We’ll drop it after Festival 7. We’ll call out every energy thief on the planet.
Joe:
And dedicate it to Nikola Tesla — the patron saint of power.