I always wanted to get that special girl the special water, which was on sale for $19.99 a bottle back in the late 1980’s. Damn twisted sister’s should of thought outside the box and got the local spring water for our sick classmates. They kept feeding us hotdogs and mcdonalds, and just enough vitamin C to have low level scurvy.

my mom sees matt damon on TV hawking vaccines for big pharma and thinks he is a good will hunting genius. NO MARY, u gotta be a Sheenius and watch apocalypse now vaccine truth.

Damon ain’t no genius. But old GF Nelly wants to hang around Damon’s hollywood crew so bad instead of her old friends. I just don’t understand what the lure is about Matt Damon. Why women think he is a math genius. I want to challenge Damon to explain Pythagorean theorem to everyone if he is such a supergenius hero who saves the world.

ben affleck squared by matt damon squared = jlo squared