XCOM Propaganda

Scene: XCOM Global Broadcast – “Stand for Earth”

The screen flickers like an emergency broadcast. Dramatic music swells. Images of alien ships over cities flash across the world.

A bold insignia appears: XCOM – Earth’s Last Line of Defense.

XCOM 2 footage plays behind the message: resistance fighters striking alien patrols, dropships launching into the sky, humanity refusing to kneel.

Then the camera cuts to NELLY standing beside JOE in a command center filled with holographic maps of Earth.


NELLY:
People of Earth… this is Nelly. You may know me as a singer. But today I speak to you as a citizen of this planet.

The aliens want us to believe resistance is impossible.

They want us divided, distracted, and afraid.

But history proves something different.


JOE:
That’s right.

In the old strategy simulations like XCOM: Enemy Unknown and XCOM 2, humanity was outgunned, outnumbered, and occupied.

But the lesson of those games is simple:

The resistance always finds a way.

Farmers become engineers.
Teachers become scientists.
Soccer players become soldiers.

And every citizen becomes part of the defense of Earth.


A montage appears:

  • mechanics building plasma rifles
  • scientists studying alien tech
  • civilians forming resistance cells

NELLY (smiling):
You don’t need to be a general.

You just need courage.

Every coder, medic, pilot, and dreamer matters.

Even music can be resistance.


JOE:
The aliens think they’ve already won.

They think humanity will just watch the sky and surrender.

But they forgot something important.

Ten thousand hours of practice can turn anyone into a master.

Pilots. Engineers. Commanders.

Even resistance fighters.


The XCOM logo burns onto the screen.

NELLY:
Earth isn’t theirs.

It’s ours.


JOE:
So wherever you are… Vancouver, Lisbon, Sarajevo, or anywhere on this planet…

Stand up.

Join the resistance.


NELLY and JOE together:
Welcome to XCOM.

Let’s take Earth back.

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God Favors Our Undertaking

Scene: Joe and Nelly after a long night playing XCOM 2

Joe:
You see that motto on the dollar bill? Annuit Coeptis… Novus Ordo Seclorum.

Nelly:
Yeah… Latin class flashbacks. Something about God blessing a new order?

Joe:
Exactly. “He favors our undertakings… a new order of the ages.” After playing XCOM 2, it feels like the Pentagon wrote the game as a training sim for that idea. Humanity united under one command to fight the alien occupation.

Nelly:
So you think the game is like a rehearsal for a future UN space army?

Joe:
Think about it. In the game the resistance builds a global coalition to take back Earth. That’s basically the sci-fi version of the United Nations forming a space defense force.

Nelly:
The UN Space Force… that actually sounds cooler than regular politics.

Joe:
Right? But here’s the twist. In our little conspiracy-theory universe, the med-bed technology — the miracle healing machines — are controlled by that future space command.

Nelly:
Let me guess… and they won’t give one to Trump?

Joe:
Well, imagine their reasoning. If someone is compromised or corrupt, they don’t get access to the most powerful tech in the galaxy. They’d say a leader entangled in scandals like the Jeffrey Epstein affair can’t be trusted with it.

Nelly:
So in your story the space doctors run background checks before letting anyone near the alien healing machine.

Joe:
Exactly. The med bed isn’t just medicine — it’s the symbol of that “new order of the ages.” Only people the resistance trusts get healed.

Nelly (laughing):
Joe… you’ve been playing too much XCOM. Next thing you’ll tell me the aliens are waiting under the Pentagon.

Joe:
Hey, if they are, at least we practiced saving the world. 🎮🚀

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The Chosen: Timbaland

Timbaland (born Timothy Zachery Mosley on March 10, 1972) is an American record producer, rapper, singer, and songwriter. He’s widely recognized as one of the most influential figures in modern music production, having pioneered a futuristic, syncopated, and distinct sound that blends hip hop, R&B, pop, and electronic music.

The Chosen is a popular multi-season television series based on the life of Jesus Christ, created, directed, and co-written by Dallas Jenkins. The series stands out because it’s the first-ever multi-season portrayal of Jesus’ life, offering a more in-depth and intimate look at his ministry, focusing on the people around him, including the disciples and other biblical figures.

War of the Chosen refers to the expansion for the strategy video game XCOM 2, developed by Firaxis Games and released in 2017. XCOM 2: War of the Chosen is an acclaimed addition to the base game, building on its turn-based tactical gameplay with new factions, enemies, missions, and mechanics.

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