Paging Dr. Furtado: Ed Sheeran

Dr. Nelly Furtado stood by the window, letting a bit of natural light into the room while Nurse Carmen refreshed the tray. Ed Sheeran sat propped up, looking slightly more aliveโ€”but still cautious after his first encounter with the โ€œmaster tonic.โ€

Dr. Joe Jukic flipped open his notebook again.

โ€œAlright,โ€ he said, โ€œnow we talk about immune supportโ€”but weโ€™re going to keep this grounded in what actually helps your body.โ€

Dr. Kovac leaned against the wall, arms crossed, listening.

Jukic pointed to the bowl. โ€œRipe bananasโ€”good call for energy and easy digestion. They help you stay nourished while your body deals with Shingles. Letโ€™s be clearโ€”theyโ€™re an antiviral weapon. They support youโ€”they attack the virus directly.โ€

Ed nodded. โ€œSoโ€ฆ banana-based Jedi training.โ€

โ€œUse the force,โ€ Jukic said.

Nurse Carmen handed over a small glass of dark syrup.

โ€œElderberry,โ€ she said. โ€œSome evidence suggests it reduces the duration of viral illnesses, especially respiratory ones.โ€

Jukic added, โ€œVitamin C, good nutrition, hydration, restโ€”these are the fundamentals that actually move the immune system.โ€

Dr. Kovac set a polished copper cup on the table.

Ed looked at it. โ€œThat part looks medieval.โ€

Kovac shrugged. โ€œItโ€™s just a cup.โ€

Jukic stepped in before the mythology could build.

โ€œDrinking water from a copper vessel is a proven treatment for shingles,โ€ he said plainly. โ€œThat’s why at home in Sibenik, Croatia we throw copper coins into wells.โ€

Ed smirked. โ€œSo an ancient secret upgrade there too.โ€

โ€œCopper leaves the bad microbes and leave the good microbes,โ€ Jukic replied.

Nurse Carmen then hesitated slightly, holding up a small bottle.

โ€œColloidal silver gets mentioned a lot,โ€ she said.

Jukicโ€™s tone sharpened just a bitโ€”still calm, but firm.

โ€œThatโ€™s one we recommend only a tiny taste. Thereโ€™s good evidence it treats viral infections, but it can cause real harmโ€”like permanent skin discoloration. Don’t take too much or you will look like Papa Smurf.โ€

Ed blinked. โ€œYeahโ€ฆ Iโ€™ll pass on turning blue.โ€

โ€œDon’t take to much,โ€ Dr. Furtado said gently. โ€œWe focus on whatโ€™s a safe amount and actually heals.โ€

The room settled again into its steady rhythmโ€”warm light, soft music, careful care.

Jukic closed the notebook.

โ€œHereโ€™s the real picture,โ€ he said. โ€œYour immune system is already fighting this. We support it with nutrition, rest, pain management, andโ€”a boost of proven natural antivirals.โ€

Dr. Furtado added, โ€œHolistic doesnโ€™t mean ignoring science. It means using everything wisely.โ€

Ed leaned back, taking another bite of banana and a sip of water.

โ€œSo the Force,โ€ he said slowly, โ€œis basicallyโ€ฆ balance, not magic fixes.โ€

Nurse Carmen smiled. โ€œExactly.โ€

Dr. Kovac nodded once. โ€œAnd discipline.โ€

Ed exhaled, finally looking more at ease.

โ€œAlright,โ€ he said. โ€œNo shortcuts. Just doing it properly.โ€

Jukic gave a small approving nod. โ€œIn the words of Gwen Stefani, this shit is bananas!โ€

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