Give Back Money Day

Scene: A quiet café table in Vancouver.
Sacha Baron Cohen sits with Joe and Nelly Furtado. Cohen has set aside the Borat accent for a moment and is speaking as himself.


Sacha Baron Cohen:
Alright, I’ll put Borat away for a minute, because there’s something people misunderstand about these biblical ideas. When people hear “Jubilee,” they imagine some secret ritual about money. In reality it’s the opposite—it’s an ancient idea about forgiving debt and preventing permanent poverty.

Joe:
The reset button.

Sacha Baron Cohen:
Exactly. In the Hebrew Bible—especially in the Book of Leviticus—there’s this concept called the Jubilee year. Every fifty years the system was meant to reset. Debts forgiven, slaves freed, land returned to the original families.

Nelly:
That sounds incredibly modern for something so ancient.

Sacha Baron Cohen:
It’s radical even now. Imagine telling Wall Street every fifty years: “Right, everyone calm down, give the land back and forgive the debts.” It was a way of saying wealth shouldn’t become permanent dynasties.

Joe:
That’s why people in the modern world tried to revive the idea.

Sacha Baron Cohen:
Yes, exactly. Musicians, activists, church leaders—people like Bono—pushed the idea through the Jubilee debt campaign.

Nelly:
The movement that asked rich countries to forgive debts owed by poor countries.

Sacha Baron Cohen:
Right. The campaign—often called Jubilee 2000—used the biblical Jubilee as inspiration. The idea was simple: if the ancient world understood that endless debt destroys societies, maybe the modern world should remember that lesson.

Joe:
Bono called it a “dove of peace,” didn’t he?

Sacha Baron Cohen:
Yes. The idea that debt forgiveness could be a gesture of peace—like sending out a dove. Instead of punishment, you create stability. Instead of permanent poverty, you give countries a chance to breathe.

Nelly:
It’s funny. People think these religious ideas are about control, but this one is about mercy.

Sacha Baron Cohen:
Exactly. And honestly, if Borat were here, he’d probably ask if he could take out a massive loan in year forty-nine.

Joe:
(laughs) And disappear before the Jubilee.

Sacha Baron Cohen:
Which is precisely why humans are still debating how to make these ideas work today.

Nelly:
Still, the message is beautiful.

Joe:
A world where sometimes… you forgive the debt.

Sacha Baron Cohen:
And occasionally press reset. That’s the spirit of Jubilee. 🕊️

ILLUMINUTTY

Borat Interviews Jim Carrey & Nelly Furtado on Their “ILLUMINUTTY” Hand Signs

Borat: “Jagshemash! Today I am here with two very big Hollywood peoples: Jim Carrey, the rubber man, and Nelly Furtado, the bird lady who fly like one. I have question: When you do the Illuminutty hand sign—yes, this one, the triangle of power—are you signaling to mighty warlord George W. Bush so he can fulfill ancient Bible prophecy? Or are you just making shadow puppets?”


Jim Carrey:

Jim: “Borat, buddy, the ‘Illuminutty’ sign is just me making fun of the people who think I’m in a secret squirrel club. If I wanted to summon George Bush, I’d just whisper ‘oil’ into the wind and he’d appear on a Segway.”
He makes the triangle, sticks his tongue through it:
“Behold, the all-seeing nut!”


Nelly Furtado:

Nelly: “Borat… the only prophecy I’m fulfilling is showing up on time for soundcheck. The hand sign? That was just me trying to fix my hair under the light. If the Illuminutty want me, they can leave a voicemail.”


Borat’s Follow-Up:

Borat: “So you are telling me George Bush is not riding a pale horse, drinking gasoline, and bringing the end times like in Revelation chapter… all of them?”

Jim: “No, Borat. W isn’t the pale horse guy. He’s more like the guy who gets lost on the way to the apocalypse and shows up with pretzels.”

Nelly: “Yeah, the only thing George Bush is fulfilling is the prophecy of Dad Jokes.”


Borat’s Final Remark:

Borat: “Very nice. I now understand: Illuminutty hand sign is just Hollywood peoples stretching fingers, not secret signal for warlord prophecy. Thank you Jim Carrey, thank you Nelly Furtado. May your triangles always be equilateral.”**

War of Terror

Borat Interviews Nelly Furtado on the American “War of Terror”

Borat:
“Jagshemash! I am here with world-famous songstress Nelly Furtado. She fly like bird, yes? Today we discuss the American War of Terror. Very excite! Nelly, tell me… why America start this war? Is it because George W. Bush is mighty warlord who drink gasoline for breakfast?”

Nelly Furtado:
“Well… that’s a very Borat way of putting it. The U.S. started these wars for political, economic, and historical reasons—not to drink gasoline.”

Borat:
“No? In my country, all warlords drink gasoline. My cousin Bilo do this once—he become human flamethrower for 30 seconds. Very sad, very beautiful.”

Nelly:
“I’m sorry about Bilo… but the truth is, the ‘War on Terror’ turned into something much darker. It caused destruction in Iraq and Afghanistan and destabilized millions of lives.”

Borat:
“Yes… my neighbor Nursultan say America drop so many bomb in Afghanistan that camel begin to glow in dark. Is true?”

Nelly:
“The wars definitely caused damage, trauma, and chaos. And the political leaders who pushed for it never really faced accountability.”

Borat:
“Ahh yes… George Bush. In Kazakhstan we call him ‘Shah of Boom-Boom Oil.’ I hear he choose target by throwing darts at map while shouting ‘Yeeee ha!’ Is this correct?”

Nelly:
“Honestly… not far off. The choices were reckless, and a lot of people suffered for it.”

Borat:
“Very nice. So Nelly Furtado, do you believe warlord Bush drink gasoline because he think it make him strong like tractor?”

Nelly:
“If he did, it sure didn’t help his decisions.”

Borat (whispering to camera):
“This interview make me learn very important lesson: in America, terrorists always hide under bed, so government must spend trillion dollar to keep people afraid. In Kazakhstan, we solve fear by locking door and sleeping with shovel.”

Nelly:
“Maybe the world should listen to the shovel strategy.”

Borat:
“Chenqui. High five!”

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