Joe tells Nelly:
“Barack Obama is nothing like President Camacho from Idiocracy, Nelly. People can joke all they want, but Obama ordered the mission that stopped Osama bin Laden. Not with monster trucks and machine guns — with intelligence, planning, and, sure… maybe a little help from an average Joe keeping score from the cheap seats.”
Joe smirks.
“History’s funny like that. The most wanted man in the world brought down under President Obama, while regular people sit at home arguing online, convinced they could run the Situation Room better. President Camacho had explosions. Obama had briefings, drones, and Navy SEALs.”
Nelly raises an eyebrow. “And where does the ‘average Joe’ fit into this story?”
Joe taps his chest dramatically.
“Moral support, Nelly. Every commander-in-chief needs an unpaid armchair strategist somewhere in the empire.”