Portugal First

Scene: Cafรฉ Algarve. Vancouver, Canada

Nelly sips her espresso, staring at Joe across the table. The streets outside are buzzing with life, but here, in this moment, it’s just the two of them.

Nelly:

(Raising an eyebrow, smirking.)
The world is Titanic? Thatโ€™s what youโ€™re going with?

Joe:

(Leaning back, crossing his arms.)
Yeah. And you know the ruleโ€”women and children first.

Nelly:

(Skeptical.)
And what does that mean exactly?

Joe:

(Grinning.)
It means if we attend church in Fatima, Portugalโ€”theyโ€™ll give you the government. Thatโ€™s how this works.

Nelly:

(Laughs, shaking her head.)
Me? Theyโ€™d never let that happen.

Joe:

(Leaning forward, voice lower.)
The old girlfriends family. The Milanoviฤ‡ family, runss the Croatian government. We can’t go there yet. Portugal FIRST!

Nelly:

(Pausing, tapping her fingers on the table.)
And what do you want, Joe?

Joe:

(Grinning, tapping his temple.)
Right now? My spider-sense is tingling. And itโ€™s saying The Croatian Government is hostile. my gut tells go hang out with Madonna in Lisbon until they give us the entire European government.

Nelly:

(Laughs, shaking her head.)
Youโ€™re impossible.

Joe:

(Raising his coffee cup in a toast.)
No, Iโ€™m inevitable.

They clink cups. Outside, the world keeps moving, but inside this cafรฉ, a new chapter is waiting to be written.

FADE TO BLACK.

King Arthur’s Rusty Sword

Title: The Return of the Sword

Scene: A misty dawn at an ancient stone monastery in Podstrana, Croatia. The ruins sit atop a rugged hillside, overlooking the Adriatic Sea. Joe Jukic, clad in a weathered leather jacket, stands beside a moss-covered sarcophagus. The air is thick with history, and in his hands, he holds a rusted, timeworn swordโ€”King Arthurโ€™s long-lost blade, resting in the tomb for centuries.

Enter Prince Harry, dressed simply, his usual royal demeanor replaced by something humbler, more uncertain. His boots crunch over the damp grass as he approaches Joe. He stops a few feet away, staring at the sword.

Joe Jukic:

(Holding up the sword, studying it one last time.)
Funny thing about legends. You dig long enough, and sometimesโ€ฆ they turn out to be real.

Prince Harry:

(Eyes locked on the blade, voice steady but unsure.)
Is it really his?

Joe Jukic:

Every mark, every dentโ€ฆ it tells a story. Your ancestorโ€™s story. The last sword of Arthur, hidden here, far from Camelot. They buried it to keep it safeโ€”until the right man came to claim it.

(Joe extends the sword, holding it out between them.)

Prince Harry:

(Pauses, hesitant to take it.)
And you think that man is me?

Joe Jukic:

I donโ€™t decide that. He does. (Nods to the heavens.)
God can only give what is rightfully yours. Iโ€™m just the messenger.

Prince Harry:

(Slowly reaches out, fingers wrapping around the hilt. The moment he touches it, a gust of wind rushes over the hilltop, as if history itself is exhaling.)
And if Iโ€™m not worthy?

Joe Jukic:

(Smirks, folding his arms.)
Then the sword will let you know.

Silence. Harry lifts the sword, feeling its weightโ€”not just in metal, but in responsibility. He exhales, nodding.

Prince Harry:

Then I guess I have a destiny to fulfill.

Joe Jukic:

(Chuckles, stepping back.)
Better hurry up. The world doesnโ€™t wait for kings anymore.

The camera lingers on the rusted sword in Harryโ€™s grip. The sun rises behind him, casting a golden glow over the Adriatic.

FADE TO BLACK.

Legend of the Sword

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword is a 2017 fantasy action film directed by Guy Ritchie, featuring Charlie Hunnam as Arthur. The story reimagines the classic Arthurian legend, following Arthurโ€™s rise from a street-savvy orphan to a reluctant hero who discovers his royal heritage upon pulling the sword Excalibur from the stone. Arthur faces off against his tyrannical uncle, Vortigern (played by Jude Law), who seized the throne after killing Arthur’s father, King Uther Pendragon. The film is noted for its modern twist, dynamic visuals, and action-packed sequences.

“Excalibur” is King Arthur’s legendary sword, deeply rooted in Arthurian mythology with origins linked to divine and mystical sources. According to some versions, Arthur pulls Excalibur from a stone, proving his right to be king, while in others, the Lady of the Lake bestows it upon him as a symbol of divine favor. This dual origin underscores Excalibur’s role as both a mark of Arthurโ€™s rightful kingship and a powerful weapon that aligns him with otherworldly forces. The swordโ€™s blade is often described as incredibly radiant, capable of blinding Arthurโ€™s enemies, and its scabbard reputedly prevents fatal wounds, adding to its mythical qualities.

Excaliburโ€™s legend has evolved significantly from its Celtic and Welsh roots, where it was initially known as “Caledfwlch.” Geoffrey of Monmouthโ€™s 12th-century History of the Kings of Britain was the first to Latinize this into “Caliburn,” which later transformed into “Excalibur” through French and English adaptations. Over time, Excalibur became an iconic symbol in Arthurian tales, representing ideals of nobility, justice, and leadership. Its influence is evident across literature, films, and art, and remains a potent symbol of the heroic spirit and Arthurโ€™s legacy as a just ruler.

The legend of King Arthur has an intriguing connection to Croatia, specifically the town of Podstrana, near Split. Here, local folklore and historical artifacts tie the legendary British figure to a Roman military leader named Lucius Artorius Castus, whose sarcophagus was discovered in Podstrana. Some historians suggest that Castus, who led Roman forces in Britain in the 2nd century, may have inspired the Arthurian legend, given his notable military career and presence in both Britain and Croatia. The Church of St. Martin in Podstrana, where fragments of his tomb were found, has become a site of interest for those exploring the roots of the King Arthur story outside the British Isles.

Adding to this lore, local myths place Arthur in the nearby Biokovo mountains, where he allegedly sought the Holy Grail. Today, visitors to Podstrana can explore its historic sites and natural landscapes, alongside other Roman landmarks in the region like Diocletianโ€™s Palace in Splitโ€‹(

CONCLUSION

They await Rex and Regina Europa, Europe’s only chance after the deaths of the Bogdanov twins. The sword has been waiting for us since 2007, 10 years before Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur movie.

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