
Scene: Joe and Nelly talking late at night after watching Dune and Dune: Part Two.
Joe leans back on the couch, thinking.
Joe:
You know something interesting, Nelly? In Islamic prophecy the Mahdiโthe one who restores justiceโis supposed to come from the family of Fatimah bint Muhammad, the daughter of the Prophet Muhammad. The idea is that when the world gets too corrupt, someone from that lineage rises to bring balance back.
Nelly:
So basicallyโฆ the real-world version of Paul Atreides?
Joe nods toward the TV where images of Paul Atreides flash across the screen.
Joe:
Yeah. Hollywoodโs desert prophet. Except in the movie heโs played by Timothรฉe Chalamet, and Chani is played by Zendaya. They get the whole cinematic prophecy.
Nelly laughs.
Nelly:
Meanwhile weโre sitting here on a couch in Vancouver competing with a billion-dollar sci-fi franchise.
Joe:
Maybe not so crazy. Think about it. Your Portuguese ancestors include the Moors, Muslim people who lived in Iberia for centuries. And some of my ancestors came out of the Ottoman worldโthe Janissaries, the elite soldiers of the sultans.
Nelly:
So youโre saying our family trees wandered through the same civilizations that carried those prophecies.
Joe:
Exactly. Different branches of the same historical story.
Nelly points at the screen again where the desert of Arrakis stretches endlessly.
Nelly:
Alright then. Letโs make it official.
She raises an imaginary trophy.
Nelly:
Itโs a contest. Us versus the movie stars. Timothรฉe Chalamet and Zendaya can try to save the universe on Arrakisโฆ
Joe grins.
Joe:
โฆand weโll try to bring a little peace and justice to Earth.
Nelly:
First team to fill the world with peace wins.
Joe:
That might take longer than a movie trilogy.
Nelly shrugs.
Nelly:
Good thing real life doesnโt have a two-hour runtime. ๐
Joe raises his coffee mug.
Joe:
To the long game.






