Environmental Disaster Reality Show

Joe and Nelly’s Conversation with the Earth

They sat on the edge of a high cliff in Croatia, the Adriatic stretching out endless and blue, its calmness a strange contrast to the storms they spoke of.

Nelly: “It’s funny. The sea looks eternal, but we’ve poisoned almost every ocean already. Sometimes I wonder if the planet remembers each scar we’ve given it.”

Joe: “It does. A hundred years of disasters, and each one is carved deep.”

He leaned back, eyes half-shut, and began to list them.

Joe: “First came the Dust Bowl in the 1930s—millions of farmers forced off their land in the United States. They treated the earth like an enemy, and the wind carried away their future.”

Nelly: “And Japan… Minamata. The mercury from that chemical factory killed people slowly. Children born with twisted limbs, whole families cursed by a poison they never chose.”

Joe: “The seas took blow after blow. The Torrey Canyon spill in ’67, the Exxon Valdez in Alaska, and later, Deepwater Horizon in the Gulf of Mexico. Oil spreading black like a funeral shroud.”

Nelly’s voice lowered.

Nelly: “And the land itself—Love Canal. Families built their homes on buried chemical waste. Mothers watching their children fall sick, while governments looked away.”

Joe: “The machines we thought would save us turned against us. Three Mile Island in America, then Chernobyl—radiation that still haunts Ukraine. And Fukushima, when the tsunami ripped through Japan. We promised the atom was safe, but we lied to ourselves.”

They fell silent for a moment, listening to the waves slap the rocks.

Nelly: “And Bhopal, Joe. That one breaks my heart most of all. A gas cloud that killed thousands while they slept. The poorest paid the highest price.”

Joe: “And the Aral Sea. Once the fourth largest lake in the world, now just a desert with rusted ships stranded on sand. Whole communities lost, swallowed not by water, but by its absence.”

Nelly: “Don’t forget the fires of Kuwait. Black skies, burning oil wells lit by retreating soldiers. The earth itself screaming.”

Joe: “And while all this happened, the Amazon was cut down tree by tree, lung by lung. And out in the Pacific, our garbage floated into an island of plastic. We didn’t even notice at first.”

She pulled her knees to her chest, staring into the horizon.

Nelly: “All these separate disasters… but they add up to something larger, don’t they? The climate itself shifting. Droughts, floods, heatwaves. We’ve lit the fuse of the greatest disaster of them all.”

Joe: “Yeah. Climate change isn’t a single event—it’s the sum of all our sins. Every mistake amplified. Every choice coming back to haunt us.”

The sky darkened slightly, a storm building out to sea.

Nelly: “Do you think we’ll ever learn?”

Joe: “The earth is patient. Maybe she’s waiting to see if we’re worth forgiving. Maybe our children will be the ones to decide.”

The first raindrops fell, cool against their skin. They didn’t move. They let the rain wash over them, as if it were the planet’s tears—or perhaps its baptism.

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Marriage Proposal

Joe takes Nelly’s hands and tries to steady his voice.

“Listen,” he says, half-laughing through the nerves, “I’ve got a hernia, and chasing this idea that you’re waiting for some flawless savior nearly broke me. I know I’m not perfect. I’m stubborn, I overthink, I limp a little when it hurts. But I can try. I can show up. I can grow. Nothing is impossible if you try.”

He softens.

“I don’t want to be your hero from a movie. I want to be your partner in real life. The guy who carries the groceries, who sits with you in the waiting room, who believes in you when you forget how. So… marry me. Not because I’m perfect. But because I’ll keep trying, every single day.”

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Left a Mark

Joe Juke leans in, voice low, half-joking, half-confessional.

“Nel… that was the second time,” he says. “Second time I left an American one-dollar bill at your concert.”

She smiles, already clocking the rhythm of his thoughts. “You and that dollar…”

“I call it the mark of the beast,” Joe says. “Green paper. Pyramid. All-seeing eye. Babylon in my pocket.”

Nelly nods, calm, grounded. “Yeah. I know.”

Joe blinks. “You know?”

“Because the homeless man you gave it to in 2017,” she says softly. “Surrey Fusion Festival. He talked about it afterward. About money as a symbol. About empires. About how a dollar carries stories, not just value.”

Joe lets out a breath. “See? Even the street prophets feel it.”

Nelly steps closer, takes his hand, squeezes it. “You didn’t give him a curse. You gave him dignity.”

Joe grins. “Still feels like I dropped a cursed coin at your altar.”

She laughs, then looks at him the way she does in that myjuke photo—warm, teasing, unmistakably hers.

“You are my juke,” she says. “Not the dollar. You.”

Joe freezes for a second, then laughs. “Guess that makes me the only thing in the room that actually plays music.”

And somewhere between the stage lights and the crowd noise, the dollar fades into nothing—while the jukebox keeps spinning, exactly where it belongs.

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Caught Up In The Rapture

Joe Jukic and Nelly Furtado are sitting at a tiny café table, Paris in the background on someone’s phone screen, espresso cooling between them.

Joe Jukic:
“You know what people don’t get about Paris Hilton going into politics?”
(smiles)
“It doesn’t start with speeches. It starts with SimCity.”

Nelly Furtado:
(laughs)
“Totally. That game is low-key political training. Taxes too high? Citizens riot. Ignore infrastructure? Power grid collapses. That’s basically a senate hearing in pixel form.”

Joe:
“Exactly. You don’t wake up one day and run a country. You first learn why zoning matters. Why you can’t just build luxury condos and forget sewage.”

Nelly:
“And Paris is actually perfect for that. She understands branding, nightlife economies, tourism, reputation management. In SimCity terms, she’s already maxed out culture and commerce.”

Joe:
“The phone version is the gateway drug. Five minutes here, ten minutes there. Next thing you know, she’s on a laptop at 3 a.m. trying to balance public transport with environmental happiness.”

Nelly:
“That’s when it clicks:
‘Oh… people aren’t accessories. They’re systems.’”

Joe:
“And systems punish you if you fake it. You can’t just say ‘That’s hot’ to a collapsing hospital network.”

Nelly:
(smiling, thoughtful)
“If she sticks with it, politics becomes less about celebrity and more about stewardship. Keeping the city alive. Making it livable.”

Joe:
“So yeah. First step into politics?”
Raises his cup.
“Play SimCity. Lose a few cities. Learn why.”

Nelly:
“And only then do you try the real world.”

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