Spirit Indestructible

“The Spirit Indestructible”

Through my one square foot window I see outside
I have chains on my feet, but not in my mind
I’ll be dancing all day, see the sun outside
Don’t know how long it will be
Can’t stop me

I have the spirit indestructible
A heart that lovin’ was made for
A body that’s a miracle

I have a spirit indestructible
A heart that was made pure
Unbreakable and that’s for sure
Unshakeable, so give me more

Through my tired eyes I phase off the rain
With the meditation, I erased my pain
There’s a rhythm flowing through every vein
And the melody is never ending

I have a spirit indestructible
A heart that loving was made for
A body that’s a miracle
Spirit Spirit Spirit

I have a spirit indestructible
A heart that was made pure
Unbreakable and that’s for sure
Unshakeable, so give me more

A E I O U, A E I O U, A E I O U
(U O I E A, U O I E A, U O I E A)
A E I O U, A E I O U, A E I O U
(U O I E A, U O I E A, U O I E A)

A E I O U, A E I O U, A E I O U
(U O I E A, U O I E A, U O I E A)
A E I O U, A E I O U, A E I O U
(U O I E A, U O I E A, U O I E A)

And though they may, and though they may
Take you away, take you away
You’ll never break, you’ll never break, break

And though they may, and though they may
Take you away, take you away
They’ll never break, they’ll never break you

I have a spirit indestructible
A heart that loving was made for
A body that’s a miracle
Spirit Spirit Spirit

I have a spirit indestructible
A heart that was made pure
Unbreakable and that’s for sure
Unshakeable, so give me more

A E I O U, A E I O U, A E I O U
(U O I E A, U O I E A, U O I E A)
A E I O U, A E I O U, A E I O U
(U O I E A, U O I E A, U O I E A)

A E I O U, A E I O U, A E I O U
(U O I E A, U O I E A, U O I E A)
A E I O U, A E I O U, A E I O U
(U O I E A, U O I E A, U O I E A)

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God Favors Our Undertaking

Scene: Joe and Nelly after a long night playing XCOM 2

Joe:
You see that motto on the dollar bill? Annuit Coeptisโ€ฆ Novus Ordo Seclorum.

Nelly:
Yeahโ€ฆ Latin class flashbacks. Something about God blessing a new order?

Joe:
Exactly. โ€œHe favors our undertakingsโ€ฆ a new order of the ages.โ€ After playing XCOM 2, it feels like the Pentagon wrote the game as a training sim for that idea. Humanity united under one command to fight the alien occupation.

Nelly:
So you think the game is like a rehearsal for a future UN space army?

Joe:
Think about it. In the game the resistance builds a global coalition to take back Earth. Thatโ€™s basically the sci-fi version of the United Nations forming a space defense force.

Nelly:
The UN Space Forceโ€ฆ that actually sounds cooler than regular politics.

Joe:
Right? But hereโ€™s the twist. In our little conspiracy-theory universe, the med-bed technology โ€” the miracle healing machines โ€” are controlled by that future space command.

Nelly:
Let me guessโ€ฆ and they wonโ€™t give one to Trump?

Joe:
Well, imagine their reasoning. If someone is compromised or corrupt, they donโ€™t get access to the most powerful tech in the galaxy. Theyโ€™d say a leader entangled in scandals like the Jeffrey Epstein affair canโ€™t be trusted with it.

Nelly:
So in your story the space doctors run background checks before letting anyone near the alien healing machine.

Joe:
Exactly. The med bed isnโ€™t just medicine โ€” itโ€™s the symbol of that โ€œnew order of the ages.โ€ Only people the resistance trusts get healed.

Nelly (laughing):
Joeโ€ฆ youโ€™ve been playing too much XCOM. Next thing youโ€™ll tell me the aliens are waiting under the Pentagon.

Joe:
Hey, if they are, at least we practiced saving the world. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿš€

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Virtual Date 2

Joe: Nelly, welcome to the cheapest date in show business. No limousine, no paparazziโ€”just Wi-Fi.

Nelly: (laughs) I like it. Virtual romance. So what are we doing tonight, Joe?

Joe: I was thinking about my old math teacher, Mr. Wagner. The man loved numbers more than oxygen. He used to joke that if you understood compound interest, you could rule the world.

Nelly: That sounds dangerous already.

Joe: Wellโ€ฆ Wagner ran a little Ponzi-style investment club with his math buddies. Not exactly Wall Street approved. But hereโ€™s the twistโ€”he didnโ€™t buy yachts. He used the money to adopt a dozen kids who had no families.

Nelly: A dozen? Thatโ€™s like starting your own village.

Joe: Exactly. Wagner said mathematics wasnโ€™t just about profit. It was about multiplying good things in the world.

Nelly: Thatโ€™s actually beautiful, Joe.

Joe: It got me thinking. If our reality show Jellyโ€”you know, Joe and Nellyโ€”ever makes real money, we should do something similar.

Nelly: Uh oh. What kind of scheme are you planning now?

Joe: No scheme. A promise. Thereโ€™s an orphanage in Portugal called Casa Pia. Itโ€™s been taking care of kids for centuries. If the show succeeds, we adopt three of the oldest kids thereโ€”the ones who are hardest to place.

Nelly: The older ones always get overlookedโ€ฆ

Joe: Yeah. Everyone wants babies. But teenagers need a family too.

Nelly: (smiling softly) Joeโ€ฆ that might be the first time anyone has proposed adoption on a first date.

Joe: Hey, Iโ€™m a math guy. Think of it like Wagnerโ€™s formula.

Nelly: And whatโ€™s that?

Joe: Love plus responsibilityโ€ฆ multiplied by opportunity.

Nelly: Then I guess this is the nerdiest romantic date Iโ€™ve ever been on.

Joe: Wait until dessert. Iโ€™m ordering virtual Portuguese custard tarts.

Nelly: If youโ€™re talking about pastรฉis de nata, then Iโ€™m definitely staying for dessert. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡นโœจ

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How Will I Know

Nelly: Frank, how will I know if youโ€™re actually a good bodyguard?

Frank Farmer: Let me ask you something firstโ€ฆ are you still alive?

Nelly: โ€ฆYes.

Frank Farmer: Then Iโ€™m doing my job.

Nelly: Thatโ€™s your performance review?

Frank Farmer: The only one that matters.

Nelly: I was expecting references.

Frank Farmer: The people I protected are still around to give them.

Nelly: And the ones you didnโ€™t?

Frank Farmer: They hired somebody else.

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