Jack and Jill’s Manifesto of Rules to Live By

Rule 1 Be honest

Rule 2 Believe in fairy tales

Rule 3 Accept time as our friend

Rule 4 Make sure the nooky is good

Rule 5 Promote beauty. Wage a sustained campaign against ugliness

Rule 6 Abandon the pursuit of happiness and its false promise

Rule 7 Show compassion, except to pirates

Rule 8 Less TV

Rule 9 Always be willing to admit when you’re wrong