Jack & Jill VS The World

Jack and Jill’s Manifesto of Rules to Live By

Rule 1 Be honest

Rule 2 Believe in fairy tales

Rule 3 Accept time as our friend

Rule 4 Make sure the nooky is good

Rule 5 Promote beauty. Wage a sustained campaign against ugliness

Rule 6 Abandon the pursuit of happiness and its false promise

Rule 7 Show compassion, except to pirates

Rule 8 Less TV

Rule 9 Always be willing to admit when you’re wrong

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  2. Azorean /hm/ Nelson Bulhoes first told me about Dr. Nick…..in 1996

    Nelson is very disappointed in Dr. Nick and the American Medicine

    I want her on the tranquility vitamin, not drugs

    SERENITY NOW vitamin

    Psalm 112:8 Their hearts are tranquil, without fear,
    till at last they look down on their foes.

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