Verbal Punching Bags

Nelly sat on the edge of the stage in the empty rehearsal hall, her sneakers tapping the floor. The lights above were off except for one dim spotlight.

Nelly sat on the edge of the stage in the empty rehearsal hall, staring out at rows of empty seats. One lonely spotlight hung above her.

โ€œJoe,โ€ she muttered, rubbing her temples. โ€œI shouldโ€™ve never signed up for this star career bullshit.โ€

Joe leaned against a big speaker with his arms crossed.

โ€œWhatโ€™s eating you?โ€

She looked out into the dark auditorium.

โ€œFame,โ€ she said. โ€œI lost all my real friends. Now itโ€™s just sycophants and handlers.โ€

Joe nodded slowly.

โ€œOccupational hazard.โ€

Nelly shook her head.

โ€œYou know what it feels like online?โ€ she said. โ€œIโ€™m basically a verbal punching bag. Millions of strangers taking swings every day.โ€

Joe didnโ€™t interrupt.

โ€œThey tear apart my weight, my face, my life,โ€ she continued. โ€œAnd the crazy thing isโ€”entertainers didnโ€™t create the worldโ€™s problems.โ€

She pointed toward the ceiling like she was addressing the sky.

โ€œPoliticians did that.โ€

Joe raised an eyebrow.

Nelly sighed.

โ€œAnd when I try to talk about solutionsโ€ฆ like debt forgiveness, or helping poor peopleโ€ฆโ€

She gave a bitter laugh.

โ€œSuddenly the Trump-tards show up saying Iโ€™m insane and unhinged.โ€

Joe shook his head.

โ€œThatโ€™s the internet for you.โ€

Nelly looked at him seriously.

โ€œIโ€™m not the one bombing children,โ€ she said quietly. โ€œBut somehow the singer becomes the villain.โ€

Joe sat down beside her.

โ€œWell,โ€ he said, shrugging, โ€œI donโ€™t give a Boratโ€™s ass what those people say.โ€

He gestured vaguely toward the imaginary internet.

โ€œHalf of them are neckbeard chicken-tendie addicts screaming into the void.โ€

Nelly cracked a small smile.

Joe nudged her shoulder.

โ€œYou know what you are to me?โ€

โ€œWhat?โ€

โ€œMy wing woman.โ€

She laughed.

โ€œWing woman?โ€

โ€œYeah,โ€ Joe said. โ€œAnd if my wing woman is getting beat up by the internetโ€ฆโ€

He shrugged.

โ€œI stick around.โ€

Nelly studied him.

โ€œEven when the whole crowd is yelling?โ€

Joe grinned.

โ€œEspecially then.โ€

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Joe Blondie

Plot โ€“ Joe is a lone gunman who arrives at San Miguel, a town on Mexico border, where two families, the Rojo's and the Morales', are fighting each other to lead the alcohol and weapons' smuggling. In a complicated tangle of accusations, blitz and surveys, Joe pushes one family against the other, hoping they will eliminate each other. Discovered by one member of the Rojo's, Joe is tortured mercilessly. He manages to escape, but he promises to return to San Miguel to take his ruthless revenge.

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