An atheist fedora is a fedora hat worn by someone who identifies as an atheist. It is not necessarily different from any other fedora hat, but wearing it may be a way for the individual to express their lack of belief in any gods.

1. “I don’t need religion to have morals. I have a brain.”

2. “The only time I pray is when the WiFi goes out.”

3. “Atheism: The belief that there is no invisible man in the sky watching your every move.”

4. “I’m an atheist because I prefer logic over fairy tales.”

5. “Don’t believe in God? You’re not alone. There are millions of us.”

6. “Atheism: Because thinking for yourself is cool.”

7. “If God is real, why is there still suffering in the world?”

8. “I’m not going to hell because I don’t believe in it.”

9. “Atheism: One less god to worry about.”

10. “Religion is like a penis. It’s fine to have one, it’s fine to be proud of it, but please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around.”