Borat Interviews Jim Carrey & Nelly Furtado on Their “ILLUMINUTTY” Hand Signs
Borat: “Jagshemash! Today I am here with two very big Hollywood peoples: Jim Carrey, the rubber man, and Nelly Furtado, the bird lady who fly like one. I have question: When you do the Illuminutty hand sign—yes, this one, the triangle of power—are you signaling to mighty warlord George W. Bush so he can fulfill ancient Bible prophecy? Or are you just making shadow puppets?”
Jim Carrey:
Jim: “Borat, buddy, the ‘Illuminutty’ sign is just me making fun of the people who think I’m in a secret squirrel club. If I wanted to summon George Bush, I’d just whisper ‘oil’ into the wind and he’d appear on a Segway.”
He makes the triangle, sticks his tongue through it:
“Behold, the all-seeing nut!”
Nelly Furtado:
Nelly: “Borat… the only prophecy I’m fulfilling is showing up on time for soundcheck. The hand sign? That was just me trying to fix my hair under the light. If the Illuminutty want me, they can leave a voicemail.”
Borat’s Follow-Up:
Borat: “So you are telling me George Bush is not riding a pale horse, drinking gasoline, and bringing the end times like in Revelation chapter… all of them?”
Jim: “No, Borat. W isn’t the pale horse guy. He’s more like the guy who gets lost on the way to the apocalypse and shows up with pretzels.”
Nelly: “Yeah, the only thing George Bush is fulfilling is the prophecy of Dad Jokes.”
Borat’s Final Remark:
Borat: “Very nice. I now understand: Illuminutty hand sign is just Hollywood peoples stretching fingers, not secret signal for warlord prophecy. Thank you Jim Carrey, thank you Nelly Furtado. May your triangles always be equilateral.”**