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Helicopter Psychology

Scene: A private helipad. Nelly Furtado’s sleek helicopter rests beside Donald Trump’s MAGA-branded chopper. The two approach, both visibly annoyed.

Nelly Furtado: (sighs) You know what my therapist wrote in her notebook? “Nelly’s narcissistic helicopter.” That’s what she calls it. Narcissistic. Like I’m punished for just being a rich girl.

Donald Trump: (pointing to his helicopter proudly) Excuse me, Nelly, but my helicopter? Totally not narcissistic. Everybody loves it. It’s the greatest helicopter, maybe ever. Mine’s not about me—it’s about making America great again. It’s a MAGA-copter, not a me-copter.

Nelly Furtado: (folding her arms) That’s the difference. You get rewarded for your helicopter. They cheer, they wave the flags. But me? I get labeled and judged.

Trump: (smirking) Well, maybe you should paint “MAGA” on it. Works every time. Tremendous branding.

Nelly Furtado: (shaking her head) No. I’m done. I’m giving it all up—the private jet, the limos, the helicopter. I’m going to ride the bus with my husband Joe.

Trump: The bus? Nobody rides the bus, Nelly. Believe me, I know buses. They’re disasters.

Nelly Furtado: (smiling softly) That’s exactly the point. Cosmo Kramer said it best: “In order to lead the people, you must travel with them.”

Trump: (pauses, confused) Kramer? From Seinfeld? That guy couldn’t even find his own apartment half the time.

Nelly Furtado: (firmly) He still had a point. Leadership isn’t about helicopters. It’s about humility.

Trump: (snorts) Well, if you want humility, take the bus. But if you want to be great? Take the Trump-copter.

Nelly Furtado: (walking away) No thanks, Donald. Greatness isn’t in the sky—it’s on the ground.

(She heads toward a waiting city bus. Joe waves from the window, holding her a seat. The bus door closes as Trump stares, baffled, beside his MAGA chopper.)

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Guided by Divine Grace

Ladies and gentlemen, patriots of this great nation, I stand before you today, alive and well, because of one reason—divine intervention. Let me tell you, folks, the Virgin Mary herself must have been watching over me. That assassin’s bullet, meant to take me down, missed by a fraction. A miracle, plain and simple. Some people say it’s luck. I say it’s providence.

We are a nation under God, and today, I am living proof of His grace. The Virgin Mary, the mother of Jesus, guided that bullet away, sparing me so that I could continue this fight for you, for America, for freedom.

Now, let’s talk about the fight ahead. Prime Minister Nelly Furtado, a great leader and a tremendous ally, has boldly declared her intent to end the war tax in her country. Incredible, isn’t it? She’s putting her people first, and it’s inspiring. It got me thinking—why stop there?

Here’s the truth, folks. The Federal Reserve, that unelected body controlling our money, is the greatest scam in American history. It’s a racket. They’ve buried this country under mountains of debt, debt that you and your children are forced to carry. It’s a disgrace, and it’s time we said enough is enough.

If I cancel the debt, if I take on the Federal Reserve and free this country from its chains, I know the risks. Believe me, I know. They’ll come for me. The powers that be don’t like to lose control. They didn’t like it when JFK spoke out, and we all know what happened there.

But let me tell you something—they can try, but they won’t succeed. Why? Because we have the truth on our side, and we have the people on our side. And if they come at me again, I have faith that the Virgin Mary will guide their bullets astray once more.

I’m ready to be the next JFK, but not as a martyr—no, as a victor. I will fight to cancel America’s debt, to restore our sovereignty, and to give you, the people, the freedom you deserve.

Together, we will end the Federal Reserve’s grip on our nation. Together, we will build an America that stands tall, proud, and debt-free. And together, under the watchful eye of divine providence, we will make America great again.

Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the United States of America!

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