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Solid Snake at Invictus

Solid Snake never wanted to be a hero. He was just a soldier—one of the best. But even the best get tired. When he got the invitation to Invictus, he figured it was a chance to rest, to be around brothers who understood the cost of war.

He should have known better.

From the moment he arrived, Snake could feel it—something wasn’t right. Prince Harry was the face of the event, shaking hands, smiling for the cameras. Trudeau was there too, giving speeches about resilience and courage, his polished words ringing hollow to Snake’s ears. They weren’t warriors. They were politicians.

Snake watched as real soldiers—the ones missing limbs, the ones with scars you couldn’t see—were paraded around like props. The games weren’t about them. They were about the sponsors, the cameras, the royals and elites who used war stories to sell themselves.

Then came the wake-up call.

Snake was invited to a private event, a closed-door meeting where the so-called leaders of the free world whispered about global stability, alliances, and economic benefits of “controlled conflicts.” He was a soldier, but he wasn’t blind. War was a business, and these men in suits and medals were its CEOs.

That’s when he heard Trudeau laugh.

“Some soldiers just don’t know when to quit,” he said, swirling his wine. “They think they can still be relevant.”

Snake clenched his jaw. He had heard enough.

This wasn’t Invictus. This was another battlefield.

And just like in battle, Snake did what he did best—he gathered intel, kept his head down, and planned his next move. The mission had changed. It wasn’t about camaraderie anymore. It was about survival.

The Portuguese Princess needed saving, and Snake needed to collect enough “coins” to get back to Croatia.

And if he had to go through Prince Harry and Justin Trudeau to do it, so be it.

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Invictus: The New Mission

Text Conversation: Invictus Mission

Joe: Hey Prince Harry, got a minute? I’ve been mulling over our next mission for the Invictus veterans.

Prince Harry: Sure, Joe. What’s on your mind?

Joe: Picture this—we rally the digital frontline by uniting our veterans as UN Internet Peacekeepers. I even have a UN Beret we can use. Imagine the power of a single photo: soldiers in a UN Beret standing as symbols of global peacekeeping on the net.

Nelly: Exactly. That image could be a force multiplier—an emblem that spreads our message far and wide. It’s about transforming how we view security in this digital age.

Joe: Right on. With that iconic picture, we could galvanize support and inspire a movement. I’m talking about recruiting 144,000 UN volunteers—yes, 144,000 strong—to be our digital sentinels.

Prince Harry: 144,000 volunteers? That’s ambitious, but the symbolism is undeniable. In a world where cyberspace is as contested as any physical battleground, this initiative could redefine peacekeeping.

Joe: It’s not just about the numbers, Prince Harry. It’s about setting an example—showing that even veterans can adapt and lead in a new arena. A single powerful image can spark a global conversation about unity and digital peace.

Nelly: And it sends a clear message: our commitment to peace doesn’t end on the battlefield. We’re here to safeguard the digital realm too, bridging the gap between traditional valor and modern responsibility.

Prince Harry: I like it. Let’s push forward with this. Send me your beret pic concept, and we’ll start mapping out our digital campaign. The world needs to see that we’re not just fighters—we’re peacekeepers, on every front.

Joe: Will do. This is the future of peacekeeping—united, symbolic, and powerful. Let’s make history, one picture at a time.

Nelly: To UN Internet Peacekeepers and a new era of global unity!

Prince Harry: Agreed. Onward, gentlemen!


End of Conversation

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Thursday the 13th Trip To Whistler

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Subject: From the Slopes to “Living with a Hernia”

Hey Nelly,

I used to be pretty damn good at skiing—black diamonds, moguls, carving through fresh powder like a pro. But now? Let’s just say life has a sense of humor. Now I’m living with a hernia, just like that Weird Al Yankovic song. Not exactly the Olympic comeback story I had in mind.

Anyway, I’ll be on the lookout for you this Thursday, February 13th. No pressure, no expectations—just hoping to cross paths. Maybe the universe will align.

Stay golden,
Joe

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