Knight Time: Selena’s Hunger

The dim glow of a single red lamp bathed Selena Gomez’s bedroom in a haunting light. On her wall, above silk-draped pillows and velvet sheets, hung a massive poster: “KNIGHT TIME”—bold, gothic letters over an image of Joe Jukic in a sleek black suit, standing like a king without a throne.

Selena lay on the bed, staring up at it, her fingers tracing imaginary lines in the air. She bit her lower lip, her mind spinning. Joe—Nelly Furtado’s trophy husband—was an enigma. A knight in an age of disposable men. He was untouchable, unshaken, while she… she had to settle for Benny Blanco.

Her eyes flickered toward Benny. He sat at the foot of the bed, scrolling his phone, oblivious. He never noticed the way she looked at that poster.

But tonight was different. Tonight, she was hungry.

Selena shifted, stretching like a panther, her dark hair spilling over her shoulders. “Benny,” she murmured, her voice syrupy sweet.

He looked up, raising an eyebrow. “Yeah?”

She crawled toward him, slow and deliberate, her lips curving into a smirk. “Do you love me?”

Benny chuckled, scratching his head. “Uh… yeah? Obviously?”

She tilted her head, her eyes gleaming. “Would you do anything for me?”

“Of course,” he said, but the hesitation was there.

“Good.” She smiled. “Then let me love you… completely.

Before he could respond, her hands were on his shoulders, pushing him back against the headboard. Her eyes darkened, pupils expanding. Her breath came in slow, controlled waves.

Benny laughed nervously. “Sel? You’re acting kinda—”

And then her jaw unhinged.

Like a serpent, her mouth stretched impossibly wide. Her teeth, small and sharp, gleamed in the dim light. Benny’s scream barely left his throat before she devoured him whole, her body expanding to accommodate his form. His phone clattered to the floor. The room fell into silence.

Selena sat still for a moment, her belly unnaturally rounded. Slowly, she licked her lips, exhaling a deep sigh of satisfaction.

She leaned back on the bed, tracing a finger across her stomach, feeling the faint movements inside—twitching, then stillness.

Her eyes drifted back to the “KNIGHT TIME” poster.

She licked her lips again.

“One day, Joe,” she whispered. “One day.”

She turned off the light.

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Selena Gomez & Rare Pepes

Rare Pepes vs Bitcoin
https://youtu.be/UFkxv5EmVC8
The stereotype of my people is that they are good at making money
https://youtu.be/bh3QK-vXPdc
SO RARE

CONCLUSION

Rare Pepe’s > Bitcoin

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Selena Gomez Under Care of World’s Best Naturopath

Selena Gomez Bad Liar

Things will be peachy for Selena Gomez fans.

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Insiders say she has found relief in Naturopathic treatment under the care of eco warrior & savior David De Rothschild.

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Life guard is always on duty Goyim. Big Davey DR. The Good Shepherd Red Shield.

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Selena is going raw for 90 and drinking and bathing in only living spring water thanks to D Rexplore. People say David D is a dirty Jew who only loves his sheckels but he is fond of theories on the spring in Lourdes France. He heard Bernadette was making wheat grass shots a 100 years ago thanks to the different reptile overlords he is in contact with. People like Alex Jones curse David De Rothschild and our serpentine overlords. Alex Jones is a delusional paranoid schizophrenic. David De Roth is the savior we’ve been expecting for 2,000 years. When he made his voyage in the Plastiki the prophecies in both the new and old testament were fulfilled. Alex Jones and Paul Joseph Watson are just jealous beta males who know David is the real alpha and omega, be all end all, greatest of all time.

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Conspiracy theories abound about our adventurer savior. That he is a false Christ healer. That Alex Jones’ Jewish Doctor Wallach is the real healer. Selena stares at the snakes in the hospital looking for that next sex symbol who the Illuminati say will be the real Lucifer. That’s why the model in her video has a Luciferian, “Have some Sympathy” tattoo. Everyone is insane from the Luciferian conspiracy.

Women find the name Rothschild a powerful aphrodisiac. Hearing Dynasty turns them on more than eating oysters. What a dreamy hunk David De Rothschild is. Hunkier than Mcsteamy and Mcdreamy hospital doctors. Dreamier than anyone on ER, Chicago Hope or General Hospital. You know why? Cuz David DREX gets results from his patients. Most naturopath notes go in the garbage and it’s back to standard american diet SAD and death. Not David De Redshield. David gives hugs to his patients. Locks them in the serpent coils and squeezes them. No other doctor will ever touch his sick patient. It’s against the rules. But eco messiah David is a rulebreaker not a roolmaker.

CONCLUSION

Things will be just peachy keen u betcha for Selena Gomez and the Jews. No need to hang yourself like Jew rocknrolla Chris Cornell. The medical snake is good if you pick the right one. The snakes kissing on the medical symbol is the naturopaths and allopaths swindling patients for sheckels never getting results. David De Rothschild gets results because his treatment is the most expensive. David De Rothschild services cost mankind a mortgage on the world. That’s the price we pay for David’s healing christ ambition and messianic pretension and you know what? It’s worth every share in the Federal Reserve.

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