Snake Oil Salesmen

Joe stood on the wooden porch of the general store, staring at the slick-tongued salesman in the bowler hat. The man was hawking little brown bottles, each glistening in the sunlight like liquid gold. He called it “Rockefeller’s Remedy”—a cure for every ailment, from headaches to heartbreaks.

Joe shook his head. “That’s snake oil,” he muttered under his breath. “Pure fraud.”

Blondie leaned against the hitching post, hat tipped low, watching the crowd lap up the words. The salesman spoke of “science,” of “progress,” of “modern medicine” brought to the wild frontier. He spoke like a preacher with dollar signs in his eyes. Blondie smirked. “Funny thing about progress. Always comes in a bottle with someone else’s name on it.”

Clint Eastwood squinted, chewing on the end of a cigarillo. He had seen this before—the traveling peddlers who promised miracles in exchange for coins. But this one was different. Behind him stood men in suits, not gunslingers but lawyers and bankers. The kind that didn’t need bullets, because they owned the sheriff.

“Rockefeller,” Clint finally said, gravel in his voice. “Man doesn’t sell medicine. He sells dependency. First he’ll cure your fever, then he’ll own your town. Not much difference between a rattler’s venom and what’s in those bottles.”

The crowd cheered as the salesman tipped his hat, making promises of longer life and stronger bones. Mothers reached for their purses. Children begged their fathers for a taste.

Joe clenched his fists. “They don’t see it. They don’t see they’re trading their health for a lie.”

Blondie’s smirk faded into something harder. “People want hope, Joe. Even if it’s bottled lies. Question is—do we let ‘em drink, or do we smash the bottles?”

Clint struck a match, lit his cigarillo, and blew smoke into the hot desert air. His eyes narrowed on the crates stacked high with Rockefeller’s name stenciled bold across the wood.

“Hope’s one thing,” he said. “But when a man poisons a whole town for profit…” He let the words hang, heavy as the sun sinking over the frontier. Then he drew back his duster, revealing the glint of iron at his hip.

Joe felt the weight of the choice in his bones. Stand by and watch the town fall under Rockefeller’s medicine… or take a stand against a new kind of outlaw.

Blondie looked between them, that crooked smile returning. “Guess it’s time to decide. Do we let the Rockefellers of the world build their empire of sickness… or do we remind folks what real justice tastes like?”

The salesman kept shouting promises. The crowd kept buying. But three men on the edge of town knew the truth: the deadliest snake wasn’t in the desert. It was bottled, branded, and blessed by men in tall buildings back East.

And out there, justice wasn’t just quick—it was scarce.

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Joe Blondie

Plot – Joe is a lone gunman who arrives at San Miguel, a town on Mexico border, where two families, the Rojo's and the Morales', are fighting each other to lead the alcohol and weapons' smuggling. In a complicated tangle of accusations, blitz and surveys, Joe pushes one family against the other, hoping they will eliminate each other. Discovered by one member of the Rojo's, Joe is tortured mercilessly. He manages to escape, but he promises to return to San Miguel to take his ruthless revenge.

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