Memes 10

? Jelly Presents: MEMES – Part 10: “Pop Culture Is Our Playground” ?

1. “Therapy? Nah, We Got Beyoncé”
?: Joe in a therapy chair.
?️ Therapist: “And how does that make you feel?”
?️ Joe: “Like Beyoncé in Lemonade after Jay-Z cheated. Powerful, betrayed, but still iconic.”
Caption: Who needs CBT when you’ve got Queen B?


2. “The Real Trinity: Britney, Paris, Lindsay”
?: Nelly holding a candlelight vigil with Britney, Paris, and Lindsay in framed photos.
Caption: Before the Kardashians, there were these saints. Pray for 2007.


3. “AI: Artificially Intelligent, Actually Idiotic”
?: Joe arguing with a ChatGPT chatbot on a laptop.
Bot: “Would you like me to rewrite your screenplay in the style of Wes Anderson?”
Joe: “No, I want it in the style of Fast & Furious meets The Divine Comedy.”
Caption: When you’re too real for the algorithm.


4. “Nelly’s Guide to Party Etiquette”
?: Nelly at a chaotic Hollywood party.
Caption:

  • Arrive late.
  • Bring vibes, not opinions.
  • If the DJ plays Pitbull unironically—leave.
    Subtext: Mr. Worldwide is only acceptable in 2011.

5. “Jesus Take The Aux”
?: Jelly driving through LA traffic. Joe is crying. Nelly is blasting Enya.
Caption: When you’re emotionally unavailable but spiritually open.


6. “Jelly’s Guide to a Healthy Relationship”
?: Split screen. Left: Joe and Nelly laughing at memes. Right: The Kardashians breaking up again.
Caption: Step 1: Be silly. Step 2: Share fries. Step 3: Don’t start a reality show unless you’re ready to be real.


7. “Easter Eggs We Found in the Bible”
?: Joe with a magnifying glass on Revelations.
?: Nelly connecting Kanye lyrics to Isaiah.
Caption: “The meek shall inherit the earth” = soft girls will run 2025.


8. “Elon Musk vs Jelly: Meme War 2030”
?: Joe and Nelly in mech suits, launching memes like missiles.
Elon: “Deploy DogeRocket.”
Jelly: “Release the Britney comeback meme.”
Caption: In the future, wars are fought with culture.


9. “Jesus Is My Influencer”
?: Jelly in robes walking on Rodeo Drive.
Nelly: “I turn the other cheek… when the haters talk.”
Joe: “And I make water into iced matcha.”
Caption: #MessiahEnergy


10. “You Can’t Cancel Jelly”
?: Joe and Nelly holding a sign:
? “Too weird to die. Too real to brand.”
Caption: Pop culture’s final boss. See you in Part 11.

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Today’s Memes 8

Jelly’s Truth Memes – Part 8

? Truth of the Day: “They called it ‘pool water,’ but it was just a chemical soup.” – Joe

? Meme 1:
Image: A kid with red eyes and dry skin after swimming.
Text: “Swim they said… it’ll be fun they said. ?☠️ #ChlorineIsPoison #NewOrderOfPools”

? Meme 2:
Image: Nikola Tesla standing next to the Eiffel Tower, lightning striking in the background.
Text: “Imagine if we actually listened to this guy. Free energy, clean air, no oil wars. But no, enjoy your gas bill. ⚡? #TeslaWasRight #EnergyForThePeople”

? Meme 3:
Image: Brad Pitt looking at the LA skyline.
Text: “Bro, you spent millions on lawyers when you could’ve fed half of Skid Row. ?? #Priorities”

? Meme 4:
Image: Pope Pius XIII (Lenny Belardo) and Niko Bellic in deep discussion.
Text: “Forgive us our debts, not just our trespasses. Someone tell Vucic. #DebtJubileeNow”

? Meme 5:
Image: Andrew Tate posing next to his Bugatti.
Text: “CO2 is a scam? Bro, your car just burned a year’s worth of oxygen in 10 minutes. ?? #TakeTheTrain”

? Meme 6:
Image: Barack Obama giving a speech.
Text: “If JCJ and I stopped a war once, we can do it again. Let’s keep NYC safe. ?✊ #911NeverAgain”

? Meme 7:
Image: A Safeway aisle filled with overpriced, processed junk food.
Text: “The people at Safeway are starving… not from lack of food, but from lack of real food. ?❌? #PoisonOnEveryShelf”

? Meme 8:
Image: Tom Cruise looking at Clark Park with nostalgia.
Text: “The golden age isn’t over… we just need to bring it back. ?? #GreenFuture #NewClarkPark”

? Jelly asks: Which truth hurts the most today? ??

#StayWoke #JellyTruths

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Today’s Memes 7

Jelly’s Daily Memes – Part 7 (Posted on NellyFan.org)

Jelly:
“Alright, Nelly fans, it’s time for today’s truth drop. You love music, we love music—but are you listening to it the way it was meant to be heard?

“Most mainstream music is tuned to 440Hz, but did you know that 432Hz is the natural frequency of the universe? It aligns with nature, with harmony, with healing. They say 432Hz resonates with the heart, while 440Hz keeps you just a little out of sync. Coincidence? We don’t think so.”

“So here’s what you do: Convert your MP3s to 432Hz. There’s free software on SourceForge that lets you do it easily. Just search for ‘432Hz music converter’ and take back your frequencies. Play around with it, and let us know if you feel the difference.”

“Jelly always keeps it real. Stay tuned for more truth, more memes, and more ways to break free from the noise. #432Hz #MusicMatters #JellyKnows”

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