Abandoning Hollywood For Medjugorje

INT. MOUNTAINTOP CHAPEL — MEDJUGORJE — SUNSET

Golden light streams through stained-glass windows as NELLY and JOE kneel side by side. The sound of distant bells mixes with cicadas. Nelly wears a simple linen shawl. Joe is in a borrowed cassock, worn over his jeans. They gaze at a modest statue of the Virgin Mary as the sky turns lavender.

NELLY (whispering)
If I could… I’d leave everything, Joe. Hollywood. Music. Fame. All of it.
I’d become a nun here. And you… you’d be my priest.

JOE (half-smiling)
They don’t usually let priests and nuns marry, Nelly.

NELLY (earnest, eyes wide)
That’s why the Vatican won’t recognize Medjugorje, don’t you see?
Too many miracles. Too much love.
The priests and nuns here—some of them do marry. Secretly. Sacredly.
Like Christ never wanted us to be alone. Like Eden before the fall.

JOE
You really think Rome fears love?

NELLY
They fear what they can’t control.
But Christendom is dying, Joe. Not from sin.
From emptiness. From not enough children.

JOE (quietly)
From loneliness.

NELLY
Exactly.
I want seven more, Joe.
Not with chemicals or doctors. Not with stress and calendars.
The Hunza way.
Pakistani mountain mothers… they drink glacier water, eat apricots, climb cliffs barefoot at 50, and still have babies.
Because they believe.

JOE
Seven?

NELLY
One for every sorrow of Our Lady.
I want our children to run barefoot through vineyards, praying the rosary, laughing in Croatian.
I want to raise saints, not stars.

JOE (looking at her deeply)
What if we’re excommunicated?

NELLY
Then let Rome keep its gold and crimson.
We’ll take the incense, the silence, and the sunrise.
Let them keep their walls.
We’ll build a chapel with our hands, raise our children in the open air,
and love like heaven is watching.

They sit in silence. The sun dips behind the hills. A breeze stirs the chapel’s candles.

JOE
Maybe Medjugorje is the last outpost of Eden.

NELLY (smiling softly)
Then let’s not miss our chance to go back.

The chapel bells ring again. A calling. A choice. The light fades gently to dusk.

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Weight Loss Tips

INT. CLINIC OFFICE – DAY

Dr. Luka Kovač (from ER) sits across from Nelly Furtado in a serene, sunlit clinic room. He’s calm but direct, sketching a dietary plan in his notebook as Nelly, determined and curious, leans in.


DR. LUKA KOVAČ
Nods thoughtfully.
If you’re serious about this, we’ll take a holistic approach. No crash diets. No starvation. Just science, tradition, and commitment. Let’s talk strategies—real ones.


🔹 Diet Strategy: Ketogenic + Paleo Fusion

A blend of the Ketogenic and Paleo diets will help your body burn fat for fuel (ketosis), reduce inflammation, and cut out processed junk.

What to Eat

  • Proteins: Grass-fed beef, wild-caught salmon, sardines, free-range eggs, turkey
  • Fats: Avocados, olive oil, coconut oil, ghee, nuts (especially macadamia, almonds, walnuts)
  • Vegetables (low-carb): Spinach, kale, arugula, broccoli, zucchini, cauliflower, cucumber
  • Fruits (low-sugar): Berries (blueberries, raspberries), lemon, avocado
  • Seeds: Chia, flaxseed, pumpkin seeds
  • Fermented foods: Kimchi, sauerkraut, kombucha (unsweetened)

Avoid

  • Grains (wheat, corn, oats, rice)
  • Sugar and artificial sweeteners
  • Industrial seed oils (canola, soybean)
  • Legumes (beans, lentils, peanuts)
  • Dairy (except ghee or grass-fed butter in moderation)
  • Alcohol (occasional red wine is okay)

🔹 Teas to Melt the Pounds

These teas boost metabolism, curb appetite, and aid digestion.

  • Green Tea – powerful catechins, especially EGCG
  • Matcha – concentrated green tea with thermogenic effects
  • Oolong Tea – promotes fat oxidation
  • Ginger Tea – anti-inflammatory, improves insulin sensitivity
  • Dandelion Root Tea – gentle diuretic, supports liver detox
  • Yerba Mate – energizing, reduces belly fat
  • Cinnamon Tea – regulates blood sugar

🔹 Essential Supplements & Nutrients

To keep your body supported while shedding fat:

🌿 Vitamins

  • Vitamin D3 – immune + fat loss (take with K2)
  • B-complex – energy production
  • Vitamin C – antioxidant, cortisol control

🧂 Minerals

  • Magnesium (glycinate or citrate) – for sleep and muscle function
  • Zinc – appetite regulation
  • Potassium & Sodium – replenish electrolytes on keto

🍃 Herbs & Roots

  • Ashwagandha – lowers cortisol, balances hormones
  • Turmeric (Curcumin) – fights inflammation
  • Rhodiola Rosea – natural energizer
  • Berberine – mimics metformin, blood sugar control
  • Garcinia Cambogia – appetite suppressant
  • Green Coffee Bean Extract – fat metabolism

DR. KOVAČ
Looking directly at her.
But this isn’t just about the scale, Nelly. It’s about energy. Mental clarity. Hormonal harmony. You follow this, you won’t just look better—you’ll feel like you’re twenty again.


NELLY
Nods, energized.
Let’s do it, Doctor. I’m ready to fly like a bird again.

DR. KOVAČ
Smiles.
Then let’s make your body the instrument it was meant to be. Light, strong, and in tune.

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Joe’s Statement on Love, Power, and Integrity

Joe opens up vulnerably about his relationship with Nelly Furtado, saying he has loved her unconditionally since they were young. In his words, “I do what she says. I’ve always listened to her, even when it hurt. Even when she was sick. Especially then. That’s what real love is.” Joe is not ashamed to let a woman be dominant. He sees it as a sign of strength—not weakness—when a man serves with loyalty, not ego.

But not everyone sees it that way.

Alanis Morissette, acting as a protective figure in Nelly’s life, took issue with Joe’s online revelations—particularly those posted to Nelly’s fan forum, where Joe shared bold masonic theories and sharp critiques of global financial elites, including the Rothschild banking dynasty. Alanis called it “profane.” To her, it bordered on dangerous.

Joe doesn’t flinch at the criticism. “Nobody,” he says firmly, “is above the law. Not even if they print the money.”

He clarifies that his criticism isn’t about any religion or ethnicity—it’s about unaccountable power. “If someone’s hoarding wealth, starting wars, controlling governments behind the scenes—then we call it out. I don’t care if you’re Rothschild or Rockefeller. Zionist or Vatican. God sees everything.”

Joe draws a moral line. “I’m incorruptible. I don’t take briefcases full of cash. I won’t be another Hollywood sellout doing MK Ultra programming on some poor girl like MK Olsen. I won’t be a Dave Coulier. I won’t be a Bob Saget.”

For Joe, this isn’t just about politics or fame—it’s about the soul. It’s about staying clean in a dirty system. It’s about loving someone unconditionally and fighting for truth, even if it gets you labeled.

And it’s about refusing to be bought. Even when the money’s real, the suitcase is heavy, and the deal is on the table.

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