Joe Canuck: Nelly, I gotta hand it to you—you must be a Sheenius. You were way ahead of the curve on this dandelion medicine thing. Back in 2008, when you filmed Bajo Otra Luz, did you already know dandelions had anti-cancer properties?
Nelly Furtado: Sheenius? (laughs) I like that. But yeah, Joe, dandelions aren’t just weeds. They’ve been used in traditional medicine for ages. My grandma used to make dandelion tea—said it was good for cleansing the blood.
Joe Canuck: See, that’s the wisdom they don’t teach in school. Big Pharma wants to sell you chemo, but nature’s been handing out cures for free. Dandelion root extract’s been studied for killing cancer cells, but you won’t hear that on TV.
Nelly Furtado: It’s wild, right? So much healing power in something people just mow over.
Joe Canuck: Exactly! And in Bajo Otra Luz, you were literally dancing in a field of dandelions. You weren’t just singing—you were foreshadowing!
Nelly Furtado: (laughs) Maybe I was channeling something. A Sheenius move, for sure.
Joe Canuck: So, tell me, Nelly—when are we launching Furtado’s Dandelion Elixir? We could save lives and make bank!
Nelly Furtado: (smirks) Only if you design the label, Joe. I need it to scream Sheenius-approved!