How Will I Know

Nelly: Frank, how will I know if you’re actually a good bodyguard?

Frank Farmer: Let me ask you something first… are you still alive?

Nelly: …Yes.

Frank Farmer: Then I’m doing my job.

Nelly: That’s your performance review?

Frank Farmer: The only one that matters.

Nelly: I was expecting references.

Frank Farmer: The people I protected are still around to give them.

Nelly: And the ones you didn’t?

Frank Farmer: They hired somebody else.

Danger Zone Nelly

Frank Farmer, the stoic ex-Secret Service man, sits across from Tia Maria, Nelly Furtado’s protective aunt. They’re in a quiet Toronto café, the hum of traffic outside muffled by the glass. Joe sits beside Frank, his tone sharp, almost like a brother scolding family.

Joe: “Tia, you’ve got to make her promise. Nelly must never do something that reckless again. Flying on wires at the Junos? One mistake, and she could’ve ended up like Owen Hart. His harness failed, and he fell to his death in front of thousands. That’s no stunt — that’s a gamble with her life.”

Tia Maria wrings her hands, her eyes heavy with worry. “I told her. I begged her. But you know Nelly, she thinks she’s invincible when the stage lights are on.”

Frank Farmer leans forward, his gravelly voice steady, but urgent. “Listen to Joe. Nelly’s not just dealing with gravity up there. She’s got enemies — real ones. Not critics, not tabloid writers. The kind that smile in her face and plot in the shadows. I’ve seen it before. The Illumitardi, the same powers that crush rising stars who won’t play their game. They’d love nothing more than an ‘accident’ in front of millions of viewers.”

Joe: “Exactly. And don’t think it’s superstition. If her wires had snapped, everyone would’ve written it off as a tragic mishap. But it would’ve been murder dressed up as fate.”

Tia Maria looks between them, her face pale. “So what do we do? Cancel her career? Keep her locked away?”

Frank Farmer shakes his head. “No. She can sing. She can soar. But she needs to keep her feet on solid ground — literally. No more wire tricks. No more staged ‘spectacles’ that could turn deadly. If she has to be on that stage, she does it on her own terms, with her voice. Not dangling from a rope like bait for the wolves.”

Tia Maria nods slowly, her resolve hardening. “I’ll talk to her. She’ll listen to me. She may be a star, but she’s still my niece. And I won’t lose her to wires or to wolves.”

Soft Kill Alert! Code Red!

Soft Kill

(A protest ballad starring psychiatric patients, Katy Perry, Madonna, Britney Spears, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Lauryn Hill, Sinéad O’Connor, and Angelina Jolie)


Verse 1 – Katy Perry

“They gave me colors in a pill,
Said it would paint my rainbow still.
But I feel grey, I feel erased,
My smile is plastic, my soul displaced.”

Verse 2 – Madonna

“Decades dancing under lights,
Now I’m stumbling through the nights.
The doctors whisper, ‘swallow, chill,’
But I know it’s just a soft kill.”

Chorus – All Together

Soft kill, silent thrill,
Poison in the bottle they call a pill.
We were born to sing, we were born to feel,
But the Psychlos came with a soft kill.

Verse 3 – Britney Spears

“My freedom stolen in a cage,
Medicated through the stage.
Every heartbeat slowed at will,
Every dream drowned by the soft kill.”

Verse 4 – Selena Gomez & Demi Lovato (duet)

Selena: “They said the sickness was in my head…”
Demi: “But the poison runs in my blood instead.”
Together:
“Angels fall when the silence stills,
Chained by the hands of the soft kill.”

Verse 5 – Lauryn Hill

“I see Babylon’s medicine trade,
Every prophet, every singer betrayed.
Truth is bitter, but truth must spill,
Or we’ll all be lost to the soft kill.”

Verse 6 – Sinéad O’Connor

“They shaved my soul like they shaved my head,
Fed me pills ‘til my voice was dead.
But rage survives, it burns, it will—
No Psychlo wins with a soft kill.”

Verse 7 – Angelina Jolie

“I wore their mask, I played their role,
But the poison crept into my soul.
Now I fight for the ones they still try to still,
Every patient marked for the soft kill.”

Final Chorus – All Together

Soft kill, silent thrill,
Poison in the bottle they call a pill.
We were born to sing, we were born to feel,
But the Psychlos came with a soft kill.

(Music fades with whispered voices: “We remember… we resist… we are still alive.”)

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