The Bogdanov Twins Warn Humanity: “Shortages Are Coming”
The lights flickered in the underground broadcast studio. A soft hum of static filled the air as two identical figures sat before the camera—Igor and Grichka Bogdanov. Their piercing gazes, sharper than ever, cut through the screen like a cosmic prophecy.
Igor: “Humanity… you were warned.”
Grichka: “You laughed at the toilet paper crisis of 2020. You fought in the aisles like savages. But that was only the beginning.”
The feed distorted momentarily, as if the universe itself trembled at their words.
Igor: “Toilet paper was a test. A mere illusion of scarcity. The real shortages… are coming.”
Grichka: “Food. Water. Energy. Medicine. Even the rarest of elements, the very materials that power your digital world.”
The camera zoomed in on their enigmatic faces, as if they were gazing directly into the future.
Igor: “They have engineered this collapse. The supply chains were never designed to sustain you. They were designed to fail when the moment was right.”
Grichka: “And the moment is approaching.”
A pause. Silence heavier than a neutron star. Then, a final warning:
Igor: “The elite will have their bunkers, their hoards, their exits. But you? You must prepare. Decentralize. Grow your own food. Find alternative energy sources.”
Grichka: “Or you will beg in the streets for a crumb of bread while they sip champagne in the sky.”
The feed cut to black. The Bogdanovs had spoken.