Scene: The Royal Family’s Facebook Page – A Comment Section Like No Other
The Royal Family’s latest post is filled with the usual mix of praise, criticism, and debates. But buried deep in the comments, amidst royalists and skeptics, a single comment stands out—one written with military precision. The username?
Solid Snake.
Solid Snake’s Comment:
“Harry, if you really want to win the hearts and minds of the common people, start with their stomachs. Pay the food trucks in Vancouver to set up along East Hastings and feed everyone—no strings attached, no PR spin, just real action.”
“The fastest way to a person’s heart, mind, and spirit isn’t with speeches, press conferences, or photo ops. It’s through food. Feed them, and they’ll never forget you.”
“No king, prince, or politician can lead without the trust of the people. And trust starts with breaking bread.”
The comment racks up likes and replies within minutes. Some call it genius, others idealistic, but one thing is certain—Prince Harry sees it. He reads it. And for a moment, just a moment, he considers taking Snake’s advice.
FADE TO BLACK.
