ILLUMINUTTY

Borat Interviews Jim Carrey & Nelly Furtado on Their “ILLUMINUTTY” Hand Signs

Borat: “Jagshemash! Today I am here with two very big Hollywood peoples: Jim Carrey, the rubber man, and Nelly Furtado, the bird lady who fly like one. I have question: When you do the Illuminutty hand sign—yes, this one, the triangle of power—are you signaling to mighty warlord George W. Bush so he can fulfill ancient Bible prophecy? Or are you just making shadow puppets?”


Jim Carrey:

Jim: “Borat, buddy, the ‘Illuminutty’ sign is just me making fun of the people who think I’m in a secret squirrel club. If I wanted to summon George Bush, I’d just whisper ‘oil’ into the wind and he’d appear on a Segway.”
He makes the triangle, sticks his tongue through it:
“Behold, the all-seeing nut!”


Nelly Furtado:

Nelly: “Borat… the only prophecy I’m fulfilling is showing up on time for soundcheck. The hand sign? That was just me trying to fix my hair under the light. If the Illuminutty want me, they can leave a voicemail.”


Borat’s Follow-Up:

Borat: “So you are telling me George Bush is not riding a pale horse, drinking gasoline, and bringing the end times like in Revelation chapter… all of them?”

Jim: “No, Borat. W isn’t the pale horse guy. He’s more like the guy who gets lost on the way to the apocalypse and shows up with pretzels.”

Nelly: “Yeah, the only thing George Bush is fulfilling is the prophecy of Dad Jokes.”


Borat’s Final Remark:

Borat: “Very nice. I now understand: Illuminutty hand sign is just Hollywood peoples stretching fingers, not secret signal for warlord prophecy. Thank you Jim Carrey, thank you Nelly Furtado. May your triangles always be equilateral.”**

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Brad Renfro’s Hot Dose

Nobody's Hero Renfro Furtado

In 2008 Brad Renfro died of a heroin overdose. He was 25 years old. He was not included in the annual Academy Awards tribute to Hollywood figures who died in the past year.
In his 2002 movie Deuces Wild Brad played a gang member who’s brother died from a “hot dose“, an intentional overdose of uncut heroin mixed with cocaine and sometimes battery acid. Who is the world’s biggest heroin dealer? The CIA, Skull & Bones and the Bush family. Which country is the biggest heroin producer? Afghanistan.
Brad was supposed to star in the independent Iraq war film Nobody’s Hero opposite Nelly Furtado in 2006. Renfro was arrested for heroin possession and the movie production was delayed until Renfro’s death in 2008. Not much of a headline for Renfro but there was a headline for Nelly Furtado dying her hair blonde.
Contrary to popular belief a heroin addict can live a long and full life as long as he has his drug. It’s being at the mercy of the drug dealers that usually kills the user. If a user was allowed to grow his own opium poppies or his own coca leaves I doubt he or she would die holding up a liquor store. It’s not the drug that is evil it is the lack of drugs.
Who gave Brad Renfro his “hot dose“? I think the answer to that question is the same answer to the question who is the world’s biggest drug dealer? Who invaded Afghanistan and secured the poppy fields for a bumper harvest?

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