Portuguese Honey Bandages

In Lisbon, Nelly Furtado stood before a crowd of her fellow Portuguese, side by side with the leaders of the Forรงa party, holding up a roll of fresh hemp-and-Manuka-honey bandages.

โ€œThese,โ€ she declared, โ€œwill heal our children and our elders without the poisons of the past. We ban Johnson & Johnsonโ€™s toxic bandages, and we embrace what nature has given us.โ€

Joe, standing beside her, opened a small Bible he always carried. His voice rose with conviction:

โ€œThe prophet Isaiah said it: He binds up the wounds of His people and wipes every tear from their eyes. This is not just scriptureโ€”it is a promise we must live. No more toxins, no more deception. Only healing.โ€

The crowd cheered, not only for the ban but for the vision of a healthier, purer way forward. Hemp glue instead of chemicals. Honey instead of synthetic antiseptics. A return to Godโ€™s medicine chest.

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