I saw you in Church once Nelly Furtado. We had eye contact. Eye contact. I was going gaga looking at your toes. One of my ancestors was good at stopping nervous breakdowns. I have to redeem the Moniz name by bringing new mental health treatments. They key is to stop eating hedonistic foods and take Joey F Jeremiah’s vitamins. Joe signed me up for Scientology online and they kept calling and calling after he filled out the personality test. I’ll never forgive him for that. Then he kicked my car when I left him for one of the loves of my life at Crush nightclub. Marko his cousin stabbed me when I kept yelling Adam Sandler’s “8 Crazy Nights” in his ear. Joe stabbed me with a screwdriver when I broke his glasses. He’s not a good date. I’m a good date with miss fortune. I got a BMW, a townhouse, and a good job. If you ever change your mind and think you want Mas. I’m your man Nelly. I’ll never scarf that last piece of pizza on a friday night or leave the crust so i can eat more of the juicy toppings. I am a man of appetites. Canadian manga cakes won’t eat pork. I could scarf your mom’s pig’s feet no problem. I would get along fine with your family because we have the same heritage.

I can see in this video you want more. Give me the bachelorette’s rose in the rose ceremony. I’m a good person and I deserve it.