The black flags of Isis are marching towards Jerusalem.
Madonna as Isis.
Rihanna as Isis.
Katy Perry as Isis.
What would the Goddess Isis call on us to do? Christians are being crucified. All in the name of Mahdi.
The Black Flags of ISIS
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
A recent al-Qaeda video shows a militant training to carry out his mission of lying back and watching America’s status as a superpower erode
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.
Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds.
“We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”
“And unfortunately, based on information we have from intelligence assets on the ground, this plot is already well under way,” he added.
A recently declassified CIA report confirmed that all known al-Qaeda-affiliated organizations—from Pakistan to Yemen, and from Somalia to Algeria—have been instructed to kick back and enjoy the show as the United States’ federal government, energy grid, and industrial sector are rendered impotent by internal dissent, decay, and mismanagement. According to statements made by top-level informants and corroborated by leading Western terrorism experts, if seen through to its conclusion, al-Qaeda’s current plot could wreak far more damage than the events of 9/11.
In the past year, money transfers to al-Qaeda cells around the world have reportedly been accompanied by instructions to use the funds to outfit safe houses with the proper equipment to receive American cable news broadcasts and view top U.S. news websites, allowing terrorists to fully relish each detail of the impending demise of the last global superpower.
Additionally, FBI officials made public an internal al-Qaeda video today in which the terrorist organization’s leader Ayman al-Zawahiri chillingly exhorts his followers to “take a load off” and “unwind” in the name of jihad, and really cherish the victory over their enemy.
“Praise Allah, for soon every American city shall be plagued with disaster and hardship,” al-Zawahiri said in the video, which includes several minutes of footage of young, masked al-Qaeda militants casually sipping beverages as they thumb through the latest issues of Time and U.S. News And World Report. “The infidels have brought this pain and destruction upon themselves through their arrogance and callousness. Soon, the United States will watch in horror as its bridges crumble, its desperate citizens suffer in want of medicine and paying employment, and its once vast riches are reduced to naught. The righteous warriors among our ranks must now unite, get comfortable, and look on from afar at the calamity unfolding in the West.”
“We vow that we will not cease sitting around and laughing it up until America is reduced to rubble,” he continued.
Al-Zawahiri, who is seen in the video reclining back in his chair, putting his feet up, and flipping on CNN, later shouts “Allahu Akbar!” when a story is aired about the decade-long trend of stagnant wages among American workers.
The FBI has also warned that numerous al-Qaeda agents may have established sleeper cells for the purpose of “getting a kick out of” the nation’s downfall on American soil. The bureau urged U.S. residents to use caution around schools, hospitals, legislative bodies, prisons, and other decaying institutions whose imminent failure terrorists may wish to observe up close.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, one high-ranking U.S. counterterrorism official has described the present situation as a massive failure of intelligence.
“The warning signs were there all along, but unfortunately we failed to heed them,” said the official, who advised Americans to brace for widespread devastation. “If we’d listened to experts or even our own common sense, we would’ve realized that this plot was being actively orchestrated within our own borders. But we didn’t, and now every one of our citizens and our very way of life is at risk from this threat.”
“Sadly, al-Qaeda has us right where they want us,” the official added, “and at this point, I fear it is too late to do anything about it.”
Responding to the allegations, a spokesperson for al-Qaeda reportedly confirmed the terror group’s plot and praised the American people as martyrs of the highest order.
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| Slur | Represents | Reason & Origins |
|---|---|---|
| 7-11 | Arabs | Work at menial jobs like 7-11 clerks. |
| Abba-Dabba | Arabs | Used in the movie “Betrayed” by rural American hate group. |
| Abdul | Arabs | Common name. |
| Abi-Dabi | Arabs | A mispronunciation of the capitol city of The United Arab Emarites, which is Abu-Dhabi |
| Ahab | Arabs | From the song “Ahab, the A-rab” |
| Aladdin | Arabs | One Thousand and One Nights |
| Alphabet | Arabs | Many names seem to use every letter of the alphabet. |
| Aravi | Arabs | Hebrew word for arabs |
| Atta | Arabs | Taken from the 9/11 terrorist who flew a plane into the World Trade Center, Mohammed Atta |
| Bara | Arabs | Arab spelled backwards. |
| Batman | Arabs | Women of the Islamic faith who wear a cape(loosely) and mask similar to that of Batman. |
| Beur | Arabs | Verlan (French slang) for “reube”, which is itself verlan for “Arabe”. Usually used for children of migrants from Maghreb settled in France in the 60-70’s. Not inherently derogatory. |
| Bin Laden | Arabs | Self-explanatory |
| BMO | Arabs | Muslim Women. Stands for Black Moving Objects – refers to the complete head-to-toe black dress of Muslim women. |
| Bomb-Builder | Arabs | Many terrorists nowadays are Arabs. |
| Boxcutter | Arabs | September 11th |
| Cabbie | Arabs | A large portion of cab drivers seem to be foreigners, mostly of Arab or Indo descent. |
| Cairo Coon | Arabs | Variant on sand nigger. |
| Camel Cowboy | Arabs | They ride camels like cowboys ride horses. |
| Camel Crunch | Arabs | From the cereal “Captin Crunch” only the Arabian version |
| Camel Jockey | Arabs | From camels being a major form of transportation in the Middle Eastern countries. |
| Camel-Fucker | Arabs | Refers to lonely Arab shepherds. |
| Camel-Jacker | Arabs | A take off on Camel Jockey and Camel-Humper. This refers to the act of “stimulating” a camel by hand. |
| Carpet Pilot | Arabs | Reference to Aladdin and his magic flying carpet. Also: Carpet Jockey |
| Cave Nigger | Arabs | Osama Bin Laden reference |
| Center Denter | Arabs | Destroying the World Trade Center |
| Checkpoint | Arabs | They get stopped at all airport security checkpoints. |
| Clit-Chopper | Arabs | Female circumcision |
| Clit-Swiper | Arabs | Female circumcision is a common practive in some Arab countries |
| Clitless | Arabs | From the practice of female circumcision in some parts of the Arab world |
| Coconut | Blacks | Blacks, Hispanics, Filipino, Arabs, etc. Mainly used to describe dark-skinned people who are perceived as trying to be “white”…brown on the outside, white on the inside. |
| Dees-Right | Arabs | Arab people always ask “Is dees right, Is dees right?” (meaning ‘is this right?’) |
| Demi-nigger | Arabs | Somewhat lighter skin tone than Blacks. |
| Derka Derka | Arabs | From Team America: World Police. |
| Diaper-Head | Arabs | Same idea as Towel-head or Rag-head. |
| Dirty Knees | Arabs | In reference to the daily Muslim prayings on their knees |
| Double D | Arabs | Desert Darky |
| Dune Coon | Arabs | Comes from ‘coon’ (Blacks) of the ‘dunes’ (sand dunes) in the Middle East. Also just Dunecoon |
| Dune Nigger | Arabs | Same ideas as Doon Coon and Sand Nigger. |
| Durka-durka | Arabs | How English-speakers hear their language(s). From the film “Team America: World Police” |
| Dusty Nuts | Arabs | It comes from Arabs living in the desert. |
| Ewok | Arabs | Refers to Muslim religious headdress resembling that worn by the Star Wars characters, “Ewoks.” |
| Fadi | Arabs | Common Arab name, plural is Fadii (Fa-Die). |
| Fahim | Blacks | Arabs use this word meaning charcoal to describe blacks and very dark arabs |
| Farq | Whites | Arab word, meaning “chicken,” used to describe whites and light skinned arabs as in weak and fragile |
| Fez | Arabs | They wear fezes, the little hats. |
| Fig Gobbler | Arabs | They eat figs. |
| Firecracker | Arabs | They blow themselves up. |
| Fremen | Arabs | A reference to the Dune series of novels. Their nomadic lives in the desert are similar to that of Arabs. In addition, they also speak Arabic. |
| Gimmie | Arabs | 7-11 workers, “gimmie” a dollar |
| Glass Nigger | Arabs | If an atomic weapon were to go off, sand niggers would become glass niggers. |
| Goat Roper | Arabs | See Camel Jockeys, etc. |
| Grenade | Arabs | They blow themselves up. |
| Habibi | Arabs | Translates in Arabic to “Beloved”. Technically a term of affection but still sounds funny. |
| Hucka-lucka | Arabs | Derived from the sound of them speaking (as heard by a dumb American). |
| Hurammi | Arabs | Arabic word for thief. |
| Iraqi Pete | Arabs | From the Staurday Night Live character played by Adam Sandler. |
| Jacker | Arabs | Many prominent hijackings over the past 25 years were done by various Arab/Islamic fundamentalist groups. |
| Jawa | Arabs | Sand people from Star Wars (used to refer to Arabs on South Park) |
| Jig-Abdul | Arabs | Mid-East version of ‘Jigaboo’ |
| Jihad | Arabs | A word used by militant Muslims in reference to purging the world of infidels. Translates roughly to “struggle”. |
| Jihadi | Arabs | Mosslems in India have been branded after Jihad. |
| Land Torpedo | Arabs | Car bombers. |
| Landya | Arabs | Actually means ‘cut cocks’ because of the rite of circumcising followed by Muslims. |
| Lefty | Arabs | Thieves in the Arab countries get their hand chopped off. |
| Mocha | Arabs | Skin color (not quite black). |
| Moor | Arabs | For the Muslims that invaded Europe during the Middle Ages. Also used as derogatory against those of ancestry where the Moors settled (Spain, Sicily) – they are “part Moor”. |
| Muhammad | Arabs | Common name. |
| Muzzie | Arabs | A lot of Arabs are Muslims. Muslim, Muzzie. |
| Naffer | Arabs | Naf short for North-African |
| Ocnod | Arabs | A bastardization of Achnad, a common Arab name. |
| Oil Baron | Arabs | Self explanatory |
| OPEC | Arabs | The Organization of Petrolium Exporting Countries |
| Osama | Arabs | Osama Bin Laden, obviously |
| P.L.O. | Arabs | Palestinian Liberation Organization |
| Pajama Mamma | Arabs | Arab (and/or Muslim) women wear clothes that resemble pajamas |
| Papa Ganoush | Arabs | A play on the arabic food baba ganoush, an eggplant and garlic sauce which is often consumed by arabic people. |
| Peanut Butter Brother | Arabs | Not quite White; Not Quite Black. The color of peanut butter. |
| Pube Face | Arabs | They have pubes on their chins |
| Q-Tip Head | Arabs | Turbans/other headdress |
| Rab | Arabs | Rab short for “Arab” |
| Racoon | Arabs | Dark around the eyes |
| Rag-head | Arabs | Referring to common head dressings of middle easterners. |
| Raq-Coon | Arabs | As in Iraqi coon (see: coon) |
| Roach-Rancher | Arabs | Their apartments often have roaches, which they are forbidden to kill. |
| Rock-Chucker | Arabs | They don’t have guns so they throw rocks |
| Roman Candle | Arabs | Suicide bomber who’s bomb doesn’t go off as planned. |
| Rug Merchant | Arabs | Obvious |
| Rug Pilot | Arabs | Same as Carpet Pilot |
| Rug-Rider | Arabs | See: Rug Pilot. |
| Sand Flea | Arabs | Parasitic sand dwellers. |
| Sand Kisser | Arabs | When kneeling to Mecca, Arabs bend in a position enabling them to kiss the sand. |
| Sand Monkey | Arabs | Same as sand nigger. |
| Sand Moolie | Arabs | Same idea as Sand Nigger, only with Moolie. |
| Sand Nigger | Arabs | Arabs generally live in sandy places. |
| Sand Rat | Arabs | Self Explanatory |
| Sand Scratcher | Arabs | Demeaning to people living in deserts |
| Sandies | Arabs | Specifically Afghani’s & Iraqi’s. Used by the 82nd Airborne in 2003. |
| Sandy | Arabs | Yet another sand reference |
| Sandy Crockett | Arabs | Patriotic arab. Play on Davey Crockett. |
| Shit Hand | Arabs | Refers to the Arab custom of wiping one’s butt with the left hand, rather than with toilet paper. |
| Sleeper Cell | Arabs | Terrorism-related |
| Slurpee | Arabs | Traditional convenience store employee. |
| Slurpee Nigger | Arabs | Operation of convenience stores, which sell Slurpees. |
| Slushee-Slinger | Arabs | In reference to how many Arabians deal slushees out of their convenience stores. |
| Snake Charmer | Arabs | Known to frequently “charm” Cobra snakes. |
| Snigger | Arabs | Short for Sand Nigger |
| Stan | Arabs | AfghaniSTAN, PakiSTAN, etc. |
| Sun Goblin | Arabs | Small, ulgly, vicious creatures of a sunny land |
| Sunarefa | Arabs | Used by Russian metal band Korrozia Metalla on the song (title translates to) “Kill The Sunarefa.” Sunarefa refers to a Soviet brand of cold medicine. I do not know if Korrozia Metalla (Corrosion of Metal) were the first to use this slang or how it came about, but it seemed very widly understood among Russian youth. |
| Terr-ab | Arabs | Short for terrorist-Arab |
| Terrorist | Arabs | Self explanatory. |
| Towel-head | Arabs | Referring to a popular Muslim headdress. Also: Rag-head. |
| Towlie | Arabs | Self explanatory |
| Turco | Arabs | Used primarily in Spanish-speaking countries, and South America in particular as a derogatory term for people of Arabic descent. It means “Turk,” a much-hated nation by other Arabic states, in Spanish. |
| Tuskan Raider | Arabs | Inspired by Star Wars, they are the sand people with the spears. |
| Tusken Raider | Arabs | Sand people in Star Wars |
| Urban Turban | Arabs | Arab who tries to act black |
| Zeb | Arabs | Zeb is the Arabic word for “dick” |