The Alka Experience

Laura Branigan – Self Control

Garbage & The Screaming Females

Joe leans toward Nelly, eyes hopeful, and says, โ€œJust one more concert in Victoriaโ€ฆ please?โ€ Heโ€™s not asking for fame or glory, just that shared moment, the music echoing through the city one more time. The way he says it, itโ€™s less a request and more a heartbeatโ€”a chance to make one more memory together.

Nelly looks at Joe with a teasing smile, but her eyes are searching. โ€œSoโ€ฆ tell me, Joe,โ€ she says softly, โ€œdo you still love meโ€ฆ even after Iโ€™ve put on a little weight?โ€

Thereโ€™s a pause, the kind that makes the air between them feel heavy and fragile, like a note hanging in a quiet concert hall. Itโ€™s playful, but honestโ€”a question only he can answer.

Joe smiles gently, reaching for her hand. โ€œWeight is just temporary, Nelly,โ€ he says softly. โ€œItโ€™s made to be shed, like a song waiting for the next verse. What matters is youโ€”the melody, the heart behind it. Thatโ€™s what I love, always.โ€

He gives a reassuring squeeze, as if letting her know that nothing superficial could ever change the way he feels.

Nellyโ€™s smile fades, and her gaze drifts toward the horizon. โ€œJoeโ€ฆ sometimes I think the world is slowly dying,โ€ she says quietly. โ€œAll the noise, the pollution, the greedโ€ฆ itโ€™s like weโ€™re just treading water while everything we love fades away.โ€

Her voice carries both sadness and urgency, a reminder that even in their personal moments, the weight of the world lingers.

Joe takes a deep breath, his tone steady and determined. โ€œNo more flights, Nelly. We split our time between Babylon and Europe,โ€ he says firmly. โ€œWe go save Europe firstโ€”because they wonโ€™t drug us. And if Canada ever repents, thenโ€ฆ we come back.โ€

Thereโ€™s a weight in his words, a plan laid out like a map, but also a promise: a mission, a purpose, and a hope that they can make a real difference together.

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When Doves Cry

G.I. Joe spoke quietly to Nelly, the weight of the memory settling on his shoulders like old armor.

โ€œNellia,โ€ he said, โ€œyou ever wonder why my brother Mike bolted from that Invictus concert? Why he froze up and left in the middle of the speeches?โ€

She tilted her head, sensing it wasnโ€™t some joke or bravado thing. G.I. Joe wasnโ€™t a man who spooked easily, and Mike even less so.

โ€œIt was that Canadian soldier,โ€ Joe said. โ€œThe one who talked about being shotโ€ฆ crippledโ€ฆ in the Croatian war. In our war. Against Canada.โ€

Nelly blinked. โ€œCanada foughtโ€ฆ Croatia?โ€

Joe nodded. โ€œOh yeah. Herbert Walker Bushโ€™s New World Order tour. Canada went halfway around the damn world to fight in a place they couldnโ€™t even pronounce. And weโ€”Croatiansโ€”we werenโ€™t invading anyone. We were defending our homes. Our streets. Our families.โ€

He exhaled sharply.

โ€œMike heard that soldier call it โ€˜peacekeeping.โ€™ But to us it was shellfire and the smell of burning houses. To him it was a deployment. To us it was survival.โ€

Nelly placed a hand on his arm, grounding him.

โ€œMike wasnโ€™t running from that soldier,โ€ Joe said. โ€œHe was running from the memories. From the idea that Croatiaโ€”his Croatiaโ€”was treated like some geopolitical playground for the big powers.โ€

He shook his head.

โ€œCanada never shouldโ€™ve been there, Nellia. They had no business fighting Croatians defending their home. Thatโ€™s what broke Mike that night. Hearing the guy describe it like he was the victimโ€ฆ when all we ever did was stand on our own land and say, โ€˜No more.โ€™โ€

Nelly stayed silent, letting the truth breathe.

โ€œAnd that,โ€ Joe finished, โ€œis why we donโ€™t cheer for wars. We survived one.โ€

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Promotion

Joe Jukic spoke to Nelly Furtado with the seriousness of a man explaining destinyโ€”and the rules of chess.

โ€œNellyโ€ฆ you say you want to be treated like a queen,โ€ he began.
โ€œBut even a pawn has to cross the whole board to earn her crown.โ€

She tilted her head, curious. โ€œA queen promotionโ€ฆ how real are we talking?โ€

Joe held up a crownโ€”the legendary crown of Queen Jelena of Croatia, the first Croatian queen.

โ€œReal-real,โ€ he said.
โ€œThe people of Croatia would love to see you wear this. But what theyโ€™d love even moreโ€ฆ is if you shared it.โ€

โ€œShared it?โ€

Joe nodded.

โ€œWith the children.โ€

He could see it alreadyโ€”Sinj knights kneeling, little girls and boys standing proudly, the historic crown placed gently on each childโ€™s head as cameras clicked.

โ€œLet the kids wear Queen Jelenaโ€™s crown. Let them take photos. Let them feel, even just for a moment, what itโ€™s like to be royalty in their own land.โ€

Nelly smiled, touched.

โ€œSo the promotionโ€ฆ isnโ€™t just for me.โ€

โ€œNo,โ€ Joe said warmly.
โ€œThe moment you cross the board and step onto that final square, you donโ€™t just become Queen Nellyโ€ฆ you make every little Croatian kid feel like a king or queen too.โ€

He bowed playfully.

โ€œThat is the real Queenโ€™s promotion.โ€

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