F*** You I’m Going to Hollywood

Snake Plissken: Final Cut
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[Opening Scene – Post-Apocalyptic Detroit]

The city burns. Snake Plissken walks through smoke and ruin. He lights a cigarette with the last spark of a dying drone. He spits, then mutters:

“Frack you… I’m going to Hollywood.”

He’s not just heading west. He’s got a script. A plan. And this time, Snake’s not starring in someone else’s movie — he’s directing his own revolution.


[Act 1 – Vancouver: The Blueprint]

Snake sets up shop in downtown Vancouver. The crew moves into a busted loft over a closed comic book shop. Here, he writes. For the first time in years, Snake types.

He uploads his new movie treatment to JoeJukic.website, the last uncensored corner of the net. The title?

“Plissken: Final Cut.”

One day later, Snake checks his dusty terminal.

[NEW MESSAGE: GREENLIT – FRONT PAGE APPROVED]

The site’s admin, JCJ himself, has scrawled in the comments:

“A gritty masterpiece. The system’s had its say — now it’s Plissken’s turn. Shoot it. Burn the old script. We publish rebels here.”

Snake smirks. “Time to cast a new Hollywood.”


[Act 2 – LX Restaurant, Toronto]

With momentum building, Snake heads to Toronto. Between strike meetings and blackout raids, he grabs dinner at LX, the city’s best-kept secret.

There, in a corner booth — Nelly Furtado. Still beautiful. Still dangerous.

She’s reading JoeJukic.website on her phone, half a glass of Portuguese wine untouched.

Nelly:
“You wrote Final Cut? That’s yours?”

Snake:
“Damn right. You in?”

Nelly:
“I’m done playing pop puppet. Let’s bring the real back.”

They clink glasses. Revolution in progress.


[Act 3 – NYC: Viral Uprising]

Snake hijacks the Times Square billboards. The trailer for Plissken: Final Cut plays in a loop — starring himself, Nelly, and Diesel Mike.

It spreads. Millions watch. AI-generated schlock gets replaced with real fire.

Tagline:
“He escaped New York. Now he’s escaping Hollywood.”


[Act 4 – LA Showdown]

Snake and his team storm the streaming capital. Netflix execs hide behind PR drones. Disney clones flee through the sewers.

Snake walks onto the Universal backlot with the Final Cut script in one hand, a grenade in the other.

Snake:
“Here’s your new franchise, boys.”

Nelly drops the mic into the studio server farm and hits play.


Final Shot:
Snake at the director’s chair, backlit by the burning Hollywood sign. He pulls up JoeJukic.website on a cracked tablet.

Plissken:
“JCJ was right. You want the future? You build it yourself.”

CUT TO BLACK.

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Memes 9

Solid Snake, ever the lone warrior against the hidden dangers of the world, makes a cryptic post on Nelly Furtado’s blog:

**”Nelly, the battlefield has changed, but the war remains the same. You’re being poisoned. Glyphosate—it’s everywhere. In your food, in the water, in the very air you breathe. The suits say it’s safe. But they said the same thing about Agent Orange. About asbestos. About leaded gasoline. Lies, all of it.

You ever hear the story of Moses and the crucified snake? The people were sick, dying from venomous bites. So God told Moses to lift a bronze serpent on a pole. Whoever saw it would live. The truth saved them.

History repeats itself. Look around. The venom is in the crops. In the bread you eat. In the wine you drink. But they don’t want you to see the snake.

Wake up, Nelly. The battlefield isn’t just warzones anymore—it’s your dinner plate. Fight back.”**

The post sits there, stark and ominous, waiting for Nelly—or whoever’s paying attention—to see the snake before it’s too late.

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Prince of Persia

The Prince of Persia: Reza Pahlavi and the Future of Iran
By Solid Snake

History has a way of repeating itself. The fall of empires, the rise of dictators, the promises of democracy—only to be crushed by greed, power, and betrayal. But every now and then, someone gets a second chance. This is the story of Reza Pahlavi, the exiled prince of Persia, and why his return must be through the ballot box, not the throne.

The Fall of a Kingdom

In 1953, the CIA and British intelligence orchestrated Operation Ajax, toppling Iran’s democratically elected Prime Minister, Mohammad Mossadegh. His crime? Nationalizing Iran’s oil and challenging Western control over Persian resources. In his place, the U.S. reinstalled the Shah, Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, turning Iran into a puppet state for the Cold War.

For years, the Shah ruled with an iron fist—modernizing the country but silencing dissent through the brutal SAVAK secret police. The people revolted, and in 1979, the monarchy fell, replaced by the iron grip of Ayatollah Khomeini. A revolution fueled by dreams of justice only led to a new tyranny, one that has ruled for over four decades under the Supreme Leader’s theocracy.

Reza Pahlavi: A Prince Without a Throne

Reza Pahlavi, son of the last Shah, grew up in exile. While some see him as the rightful heir, monarchy has no place in modern Iran. Kings and Supreme Leaders are relics of the past. If Reza Pahlavi wants to lead Iran, he must do it the right way: through the will of the people.

The Only Path Forward: A Fair Election

Iran doesn’t need another Shah or Supreme Leader. It needs a President—a man chosen by the people, serving only for four to eight years. No divine right, no absolute power, just accountability. If Reza Pahlavi truly cares for Iran, he should run in a free and fair election, not claim a throne that should never exist again.

The Ghost of the CIA and the Future of Iran

The West has meddled in Iran’s affairs for far too long. The CIA helped overthrow Mossadegh, and decades later, Iran still suffers from that betrayal. If America wants to make amends, it won’t be through regime change but through supporting real democracy—without interference, without manipulation.

The Iranian people deserve to choose their leader. Reza Pahlavi has a chance to prove himself, not as a prince, but as a man willing to serve rather than rule. If he wins, he serves. If he loses, he steps aside. No more kings. No more dictators. Just a country that finally belongs to its people.

Final Words

I’ve fought in too many wars to believe in fairy tales. No one is coming to save Iran but the Iranian people themselves. Reza Pahlavi can be a part of that future, but only if he earns it the right way. The time of kings is over. The time of democracy begins now.

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