Nelly sat on the edge of the stage in the empty rehearsal hall, her sneakers tapping the floor. The lights above were off except for one dim spotlight.
Nelly sat on the edge of the stage in the empty rehearsal hall, staring out at rows of empty seats. One lonely spotlight hung above her.
โJoe,โ she muttered, rubbing her temples. โI shouldโve never signed up for this star career bullshit.โ
Joe leaned against a big speaker with his arms crossed.
โWhatโs eating you?โ
She looked out into the dark auditorium.
โFame,โ she said. โI lost all my real friends. Now itโs just sycophants and handlers.โ
Joe nodded slowly.
โOccupational hazard.โ
Nelly shook her head.
โYou know what it feels like online?โ she said. โIโm basically a verbal punching bag. Millions of strangers taking swings every day.โ
Joe didnโt interrupt.
โThey tear apart my weight, my face, my life,โ she continued. โAnd the crazy thing isโentertainers didnโt create the worldโs problems.โ
She pointed toward the ceiling like she was addressing the sky.
โPoliticians did that.โ
Joe raised an eyebrow.
Nelly sighed.
โAnd when I try to talk about solutionsโฆ like debt forgiveness, or helping poor peopleโฆโ
She gave a bitter laugh.
โSuddenly the Trump-tards show up saying Iโm insane and unhinged.โ
Joe shook his head.
โThatโs the internet for you.โ
Nelly looked at him seriously.
โIโm not the one bombing children,โ she said quietly. โBut somehow the singer becomes the villain.โ
Joe sat down beside her.
โWell,โ he said, shrugging, โI donโt give a Boratโs ass what those people say.โ
He gestured vaguely toward the imaginary internet.
โHalf of them are neckbeard chicken-tendie addicts screaming into the void.โ
Nelly cracked a small smile.
Joe nudged her shoulder.
โYou know what you are to me?โ
โWhat?โ
โMy wing woman.โ
She laughed.
โWing woman?โ
โYeah,โ Joe said. โAnd if my wing woman is getting beat up by the internetโฆโ
He shrugged.
โI stick around.โ
Nelly studied him.
โEven when the whole crowd is yelling?โ
Joe grinned.
โEspecially then.โ
Plot โ Joe is a lone gunman who arrives at San Miguel, a town on Mexico border, where two families, the Rojo's and the Morales', are fighting each other to lead the alcohol and weapons' smuggling. In a complicated tangle of accusations, blitz and surveys, Joe pushes one family against the other, hoping they will eliminate each other. Discovered by one member of the Rojo's, Joe is tortured mercilessly. He manages to escape, but he promises to return to San Miguel to take his ruthless revenge.







