Sabotage

Joe Jukic:
Nelly, I gotta ask you straightโ€”why do you keep sabotaging me? Every time I try to get close to someone, thereโ€™s one of your songs in the background, cutting me down. Is this a game to you? If you like me, then let me take you out on a date. Simple.

Nelly Furtado:
Joe, you think itโ€™s sabotage, but my songs arenโ€™t daggers pointed at you. Theyโ€™re just me, my cage, my label, my truth.

Joe Jukic:
No, Nelly. Stop squawking in your bird cage and grow a pair. Iโ€™m not asking for riddles in music videos or cryptic lyrics. Iโ€™m asking for you. Look, Iโ€™m leaving this starving country of Canada soon. Iโ€™m out. Iโ€™m gone.

Nelly Furtado:
Leaving? Where?

Joe Jukic:
Home. Croatia. For Christmas. But before I go, youโ€™ve got one shot. Make that concert in Victoria. Prove to me you can escape from that record label cage youโ€™ve been locked in. Show me itโ€™s not all smoke and mirrors.

Nelly Furtado:
You think a concert could set me free?

Joe Jukic:
No. You can set yourself free. But if you donโ€™tโ€ฆ donโ€™t expect me to still be here when the snow melts.

Words over Waistlines

Words Over Waistlines: Why What We Say Outweighs How We Look
By Joe Jukic

We live in an age obsessed with appearances. Gym selfies, plastic surgery, โ€œbefore-and-afterโ€ transformationsโ€”these dominate our feeds and, by extension, our minds. Yet in the swirl of this image-saturated culture, I hold to a stubborn belief: the words that come out of a personโ€™s mouth are more important than the shape of their body.

This isnโ€™t just idealismโ€”itโ€™s survival. Words are the architecture of relationships, communities, and nations. They have the power to heal wounds that no physical touch could reach and to wound more deeply than any blade. When we speak, we declare our values, our knowledge, and our respect (or lack thereof) for others. The body might draw attention, but words determine whether that attention becomes trust or contempt.

Consider historyโ€™s most influential figures. Martin Luther King Jr. didnโ€™t change the course of civil rights with a perfect jawlineโ€”he did it with a voice that painted dreams vivid enough to mobilize millions. Winston Churchillโ€™s frame was hardly athletic, yet his wartime speeches stiffened the spine of a terrified nation. On the other end of the spectrum, there are those who looked like movie stars yet spoke with cruelty, arrogance, or deceitโ€”and they lost everything because their words betrayed them.

Even in personal life, words carry more weight than body shape. A friend who listens with care and responds with empathy will be remembered long after the memory of their appearance fades. Love, after all, is sustained by conversation, shared truths, and mutual understandingโ€”not abdominal definition.

Our cultureโ€™s fixation on the body often leads people to forget that physical beauty is temporary. Gravity wins, metabolism slows, and fashion trends change. But wordsโ€”whether written, recorded, or rememberedโ€”can outlive us. They can inspire future generations or stand as cautionary warnings. They can preserve a personโ€™s legacy long after their body has turned to dust.

This is not to say that health and physical self-care donโ€™t matterโ€”they do. But when we overvalue the outer shell, we risk neglecting the soul that speaks through language. A sharp mind and a kind tongue will always have more staying power than a sharp jawline.

So when I meet someone, I listen before I look. I pay attention to what they say, how they treat others, and whether their words build bridges or burn them. Because in the end, the truest measure of a person is not their waistline, but the weight of their words.

Jelly Versus Illumicorp

Nelly and Joe sat on the battered old couch in Michael Mooreโ€™s editing suite, the faint hum of the monitors filling the silence. On the largest screen, the Illumicorp training video was paused mid-frame โ€” a frozen image of a smiling instructor in a dark suit, the kind of smile that didnโ€™t quite reach the eyes.

Michael leaned back in his chair, hands folded over his stomach.
โ€œHereโ€™s the thing,โ€ he said gravely. โ€œIf a corporation were a person, itโ€™d be diagnosed as a sociopath. No empathy. No remorse. Just a drive for profit, no matter who it crushes. And Illumicorp?โ€ He jabbed a thumb toward the screen. โ€œTheyโ€™re the Ivy League of sociopaths.โ€

Joeโ€™s jaw tightened. โ€œItโ€™s not just greed โ€” itโ€™s engineering. They plan the misery.โ€
Nelly pulled her sweater tighter around herself, staring at the paused video like it might leap off the screen. โ€œThey donโ€™t even hide itโ€ฆ they put it in these corporate onboarding videos, like itโ€™sโ€ฆ normal.โ€

Michael hit play. The instructorโ€™s voice was calm, even soothing, as he outlined strategies for โ€œacquiring influence over governanceโ€ and โ€œshaping public perceptionโ€ โ€” euphemisms for buying politicians and controlling the media. The imagery flickered between smiling employees, skyscrapers, and shadowy boardroom silhouettes.

Joe swallowed hard. โ€œItโ€™s not just the future theyโ€™re after, Nelly. Itโ€™s our future.โ€
Michael nodded slowly, his eyes dark. โ€œAnd they donโ€™t care if they burn the world down to get it.โ€

By the end of the video, the three of them just sat there in silence โ€” each processing the creeping dread that this wasnโ€™t a conspiracy theory or a dystopian screenplay, but a business plan already in motion.

The air in the room felt heavier. Outside, the city buzzed, oblivious. Inside, the three of them knew that whatever came next, the fight wouldnโ€™t just be for survival. It would be for humanityโ€™s soul.

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