Soccer Balcony

The 2026 World Cup had turned Commercial Drive into a living, breathing carnival, but for a moment, the roar of the engines and the rhythmic honking faded into something much older.

Joe and Nelly stood on the second-floor balcony of the East Van house, looking down at the intersection where a sea of Portuguese crimson and Croatian checkers had come to a complete standstill. In the window just behind them, Joe’s mother sat in her favorite armchair, the evening light catching the lace curtains.


Nelly: (Whispering, her hand over her heart) “Joe, look. They’ve stopped. They aren’t shouting anymore.”

Joe: (Leaning over the railing, a quiet pride in his voice) “I told you. This balcony has more power than the Vatican. Watch.”

A group of Portuguese fans, draped in their flags, locked arms with a row of Croatian supporters in their iconic checkers. One man, wearing a vintage Modrić jersey, took a deep breath and began the first few notes. Then, a woman in a Portugal kit joined in, her voice soaring above the hum of the city.

The two rival groups, who had been screaming for their teams only minutes before, began to sing Ave Maria in a haunting, perfect harmony that rose up the side of the house.

Nelly: “It’s beautiful, Joe. They’re looking right at her.”

Joe: (Nodding toward his mother, who was smiling through the glass) “See? The royals get a military band playing some stiff anthem. The Pope gets a formal choir in a cold cathedral. But my mother? She gets the heart of the Drive. She gets the two toughest fanbases in the world singing for her from the street.”

Nelly: (Wiping her eye, then shouting softly down to the crowd) “Hrvatska! Portugal! Thank you!”

Joe: “That’s why this is the superior balcony, Nel. It’s not about the height; it’s about the connection. Every winning team drives down this street, but today, they aren’t driving. They’re standing still for her. You don’t get that kind of respect at Buckingham Palace.”


As the final notes of the prayer drifted toward the North Shore mountains, the fans stayed silent for a heartbeat longer. Then, a single car horn broke the spell, and the street erupted once more into a joyous, chaotic celebration of soccer and life.

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Promotion

Joe Jukic spoke to Nelly Furtado with the seriousness of a man explaining destiny—and the rules of chess.

“Nelly… you say you want to be treated like a queen,” he began.
“But even a pawn has to cross the whole board to earn her crown.”

She tilted her head, curious. “A queen promotion… how real are we talking?”

Joe held up a crown—the legendary crown of Queen Jelena of Croatia, the first Croatian queen.

“Real-real,” he said.
“The people of Croatia would love to see you wear this. But what they’d love even more… is if you shared it.”

“Shared it?”

Joe nodded.

“With the children.”

He could see it already—Sinj knights kneeling, little girls and boys standing proudly, the historic crown placed gently on each child’s head as cameras clicked.

“Let the kids wear Queen Jelena’s crown. Let them take photos. Let them feel, even just for a moment, what it’s like to be royalty in their own land.”

Nelly smiled, touched.

“So the promotion… isn’t just for me.”

“No,” Joe said warmly.
“The moment you cross the board and step onto that final square, you don’t just become Queen Nelly… you make every little Croatian kid feel like a king or queen too.”

He bowed playfully.

“That is the real Queen’s promotion.”

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The Great Hunger

Nelly Furtado and Bono’s 25th Anniversary Jubilee Song was meant to stir the conscience of the nations, a reminder of Jubilee justice, where debts are forgiven and the land is restored. But in Ottawa, Washington, and Brussels, the song fell on deaf ears. Politicians, caught in delusions of grandeur, staged photo-ops and endless speeches while the real problems were ignored.

The Earth groaned. Global warming twisted the seasons: rains withheld, rivers dried, crops failed. Wheat, rice, and corn shriveled in the fields. By the late 2020s, famine spread across the continents, just as the French prophet Nostradamus had warned centuries earlier. The black horse of Revelation 6 rode forth, scales in hand, measuring out grain at the price of gold.

Yet not every nation was caught unprepared. Portugal and Croatia—two small but faithful lands—had studied scripture and heeded the warning. Revelation 6 taught them to prepare for the horseman of famine, and Psalm 33 gave them courage:

“The Lord saves them in times of famine;
He keeps them alive in days of scarcity.”

By 2033, men began dying in great numbers. Cities crumbled into hunger riots, and the proud nations of the West collapsed under their own weight. But Portugal and Croatia endured. Their people had planted, stored, and prayed. They clung close to Our Lady, and she interceded for them.

In those days, Joe and Nelly became shepherds of survival. Their songs were no longer entertainment but hymns of endurance, guiding their people through the valley of death. They shared food, water, and hope, saving lives in times of famine. The nations mocked them once, but now the world looked upon Portugal and Croatia with awe, for in their faith they had found salvation.

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