Jack & Jill VS The World

Jack and Jill’s Manifesto of Rules to Live By

Rule 1 Be honest

Rule 2 Believe in fairy tales

Rule 3 Accept time as our friend

Rule 4 Make sure the nooky is good

Rule 5 Promote beauty. Wage a sustained campaign against ugliness

Rule 6 Abandon the pursuit of happiness and its false promise

Rule 7 Show compassion, except to pirates

Rule 8 Less TV

Rule 9 Always be willing to admit when you’re wrong

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General Hospital Soap Opera

What the frack is Young Pope supposed to do? The hospital is a temple of the Occult according to my mentor Eustace Mullins, a church of death.

CONCLUSION

5000 dollars a day spent on psych patients and only food they can give us at snack time is Crackers. And cheese that makes Africans sick from lactose intolerance.

CONCLUSION

I like seeing NF nice and plump. Shows Dr. Joel Fishman’s food as medicine is working.

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