XCOM Propaganda

Scene: XCOM Global Broadcast – “Stand for Earth”

The screen flickers like an emergency broadcast. Dramatic music swells. Images of alien ships over cities flash across the world.

A bold insignia appears: XCOM – Earth’s Last Line of Defense.

XCOM 2 footage plays behind the message: resistance fighters striking alien patrols, dropships launching into the sky, humanity refusing to kneel.

Then the camera cuts to NELLY standing beside JOE in a command center filled with holographic maps of Earth.


NELLY:
People of Earth… this is Nelly. You may know me as a singer. But today I speak to you as a citizen of this planet.

The aliens want us to believe resistance is impossible.

They want us divided, distracted, and afraid.

But history proves something different.


JOE:
That’s right.

In the old strategy simulations like XCOM: Enemy Unknown and XCOM 2, humanity was outgunned, outnumbered, and occupied.

But the lesson of those games is simple:

The resistance always finds a way.

Farmers become engineers.
Teachers become scientists.
Soccer players become soldiers.

And every citizen becomes part of the defense of Earth.


A montage appears:

  • mechanics building plasma rifles
  • scientists studying alien tech
  • civilians forming resistance cells

NELLY (smiling):
You don’t need to be a general.

You just need courage.

Every coder, medic, pilot, and dreamer matters.

Even music can be resistance.


JOE:
The aliens think they’ve already won.

They think humanity will just watch the sky and surrender.

But they forgot something important.

Ten thousand hours of practice can turn anyone into a master.

Pilots. Engineers. Commanders.

Even resistance fighters.


The XCOM logo burns onto the screen.

NELLY:
Earth isn’t theirs.

It’s ours.


JOE:
So wherever you are… Vancouver, Lisbon, Sarajevo, or anywhere on this planet…

Stand up.

Join the resistance.


NELLY and JOE together:
Welcome to XCOM.

Let’s take Earth back.

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God Favors Our Undertaking

Scene: Joe and Nelly after a long night playing XCOM 2

Joe:
You see that motto on the dollar bill? Annuit Coeptis… Novus Ordo Seclorum.

Nelly:
Yeah… Latin class flashbacks. Something about God blessing a new order?

Joe:
Exactly. “He favors our undertakings… a new order of the ages.” After playing XCOM 2, it feels like the Pentagon wrote the game as a training sim for that idea. Humanity united under one command to fight the alien occupation.

Nelly:
So you think the game is like a rehearsal for a future UN space army?

Joe:
Think about it. In the game the resistance builds a global coalition to take back Earth. That’s basically the sci-fi version of the United Nations forming a space defense force.

Nelly:
The UN Space Force… that actually sounds cooler than regular politics.

Joe:
Right? But here’s the twist. In our little conspiracy-theory universe, the med-bed technology — the miracle healing machines — are controlled by that future space command.

Nelly:
Let me guess… and they won’t give one to Trump?

Joe:
Well, imagine their reasoning. If someone is compromised or corrupt, they don’t get access to the most powerful tech in the galaxy. They’d say a leader entangled in scandals like the Jeffrey Epstein affair can’t be trusted with it.

Nelly:
So in your story the space doctors run background checks before letting anyone near the alien healing machine.

Joe:
Exactly. The med bed isn’t just medicine — it’s the symbol of that “new order of the ages.” Only people the resistance trusts get healed.

Nelly (laughing):
Joe… you’ve been playing too much XCOM. Next thing you’ll tell me the aliens are waiting under the Pentagon.

Joe:
Hey, if they are, at least we practiced saving the world. 🎮🚀

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Quick Fix

Put it country simple, Earth has a lot of things other folks might want like the whole planet. And maybe these folks would like a few changes made

Like more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and room for their way of life

We’ve seen this happen before right in these United States. Your way of life destroyed the Indian’s way of life
The Indian Reservation is extinction

But I offer this distinction: I’m with the invaders, no use trying to hide that
And at the same time I disagree with some of the things they are doing

Oh, we’re not united any more than you are
Oh, we’re not united any more than you are

Conservative faction is set on nuclear war as a solution to the Indian personality

Others disagree
Others disagree
Others disagree

I don’t claim my motives are 100% humane but I do say if we can’t think up anything quieter and tidier than that
We aren’t all that much better than you earth aches

There is no place else to go, the theater is closed
There is no place else to go, the theater is closed

Cut word lines, cut music lines
Smash the control images
Smash the control machine

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