Then He Kissed Me

Nelly laughs and nudges Joe.

โ€œJoeโ€ฆ I gotta ask you something. Why didnโ€™t you become an actor and get that sweet job like Richard Gere? You knowโ€ฆ kissing beautiful girls in the movies all day.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽฌ

Joe shakes his head and grins.

โ€œFirst of all, Nelly, thatโ€™s a professional kisser job. Thatโ€™s what guys like Richard Gere get paid to do in Hollywood.โ€

He points at himself.

โ€œMy middle name is Christian. That means Iโ€™m a one-woman operation. Iโ€™m not signing up for a career where every script says, โ€˜Joe, go kiss another girl.โ€™โ€ ๐Ÿ˜„

Nelly raises an eyebrow.

โ€œSo youโ€™re saying you turned down the Hollywood gig?โ€

Joe shrugs.

โ€œLook, if I was an actor, the director would say, โ€˜Action!โ€™ and suddenly Iโ€™m kissing half the cast. Next week itโ€™s another actress. After that itโ€™s the sequel.โ€

He laughs.

โ€œThatโ€™s not my style. I told you already โ€” Iโ€™m not Richard Gere, the professional kisser. If thereโ€™s any kissing in the AI moviesโ€ฆ itโ€™s you and me in the scene. Nobody else.โ€ ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ’‹

Nelly smirks.

โ€œSo in Joeโ€™s movie studio thereโ€™s only one leading lady?โ€

Joe nods.

โ€œExactly. Low budget, simple casting rules, and no Hollywood harem system.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜„

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