Maneating Reptiles

NF left us for the reptilian, Hollywood, synagogue of Satan. The maneater song destroyed so many Gen Zyzz relationships. The most egoistic, narcissistic, and greed filled song of the new Millennium.

She has a choice to make. Either continue serving the reptilian, golden truffle diggers, or come back to our humble little church. Stay with the flying lizards and their love of money or come back to little Portugal, in east van, where her Tia Maria lives.

The choice is hers.

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  1. The world Capital Jerusalem did not bomb the Gaza hospital.

    It was Hamas. Hamas’ motto is “by deception thou shalt do war”.

    I got a lot of — I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again.

    I GOT HAIRY LEGS

    AND HAIR LIKE SNOW

  2. Salam Ya Mahdi (Hello O Mahdi)

    As-salāmu ʿalaykum is a greeting in Arabic
    that means “Peace be upon you”

    “Wa-Alaikum-Salaam,” meaning “And unto you peace,”
    is the standard response

  3. i am not laying cement EVER AGAIN

    and you had to do what you had to do.

    it was in your contract.

    next time u bring it home.

    NO MORE SOCIAL MEDIA

    i will clone u the page and u edit it to your standards.

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