Negative Nelly

Scene: East Van Rooftop at Sunset โ€“ Joe and Nelly sit on the ledge with mugs of herbal tea.

Joe (looking out at the skyline):
“It’s okay to laughโ€ฆ or cry. It doesnโ€™t make you bipolar, Nelly.”

Nelly (half-smile, eyes wet):
“Some days it just feels likeโ€ฆ if Iโ€™m not cheerful, Iโ€™m defective.”

Joe (shaking his head):
“You have the right to be a Negative Nelly. Own it. Without some shrink handing you a pill cocktail or whispering โ€˜lobotomy-liteโ€™ in clinical terms.”

Nelly:
“They said I was too emotional, then too numb. I can’t win.”

Joe (smirking):
“That’s ’cause their game is rigged. Their goal isnโ€™t your healing โ€” itโ€™s your obedience. But your spirit, Nel? They canโ€™t touch it. No matter how hard they try, itโ€™s unbreakable. Diamond-core.”

Nelly (quiet):
“Sometimes I forget that.”

Joe (leans closer):
“Thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m here. To remind you. And also to say thank God Ned Flanders isnโ€™t Lord and Master of the Universe.”

Nelly (laughs through tears):
“Oh my God. Stupid sexy Flanders!”

Joe (grinning):
“Exactly. You donโ€™t need to smile for anyone but yourself. And if you want to cry while flipping the bird to the skyline, Iโ€™ll be right here doing it with you.”

Nelly:
“Then hand me the finger, Joe.”

Joe:
“One universal middle finger, coming right up.”

They raise their fingers toward the sky as the sun dips beneath the horizon, the city below oblivious to the silent rebellion of two broken hearts refusing to bow.

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Joe Canuck

Training, huh? Why don't we leave our weapons behind? Make it really educational.

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