Drop the Debt Dandelion

Joe meets up with Nelly Furtado in a small Vancouver park where the grass is full of bright yellow dandelions. Theyโ€™re joined by environmentalist David Suzuki and actor Ryan Reynolds to launch something they call the Drop the Debt Dandelion Challenge.

Joe holds up a single dandelion like itโ€™s a rare flower.

โ€œEveryone on the internet is dumping ice water on their heads,โ€ Joe says. โ€œWeโ€™re doing the opposite. Weโ€™re keeping it simple. Take a picture with a dandelion and post it.โ€

Ryan Reynolds laughs. โ€œThatโ€™s the most Canadian challenge Iโ€™ve ever heard. No stunt? No screaming?โ€

David Suzuki shakes his head with a smile. โ€œNo waste,โ€ he says. โ€œIn nature nothing is wasted.โ€

Nelly crouches down and picks a fresh dandelion from the grass.

โ€œWhatโ€™s the rule?โ€ she asks.

Suzuki raises a finger.

โ€œStep one: take the photo. Step two: eat the dandelion.โ€

Ryan stares at the flower in his hand.
โ€œYouโ€™re serious?โ€

โ€œOf course,โ€ Suzuki replies. โ€œDandelions are edibleโ€”leaves, roots, flowers. People call them weeds, but theyโ€™re food. Nature gives it freely.โ€

Joe nods.

โ€œThatโ€™s the message,โ€ he says. โ€œDrop the debt, drop the waste, drop the nonsense. A peasant flower for a peasant world.โ€

Nelly takes the first photoโ€”four Canadians holding yellow flowers like medals.

Ryan posts it with the caption:

โ€œThe #DandelionChallenge. Take a photo. Eat the plant. Waste nothing. Thanks, Suzuki.โ€

After the picture, Suzuki calmly bites the flower.

Ryan sighs and follows.

โ€œWell,โ€ he says, chewing slowly, โ€œthatโ€™s definitely not ice water.โ€ ๐ŸŒผ

Joe grins.

โ€œTag three friends,โ€ he says. โ€œAnd rememberโ€”in nature nothing is wasted.โ€

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Joe Canuck

Training, huh? Why don't we leave our weapons behind? Make it really educational.

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