Joe and Nelly sit in front of a laptop reading comments from the internet.
Joe sighs.
โLook at this, Nelly. The audience thinks weโre just another scam. Another hustle.โ
Nelly raises an eyebrow. โA scam? After all this?โ
Joe scrolls.
โListen to this one. โLook at Matt Damon. Heโs just another common thief.โโ
Nelly laughs. โTheyโre calling Bourne a thief now?โ
Joe throws his hands up.
โEven Jason Bourne! The worldโs greatest CIA super-spy, hunted across Europe, saving the day. And the guy playing him is getting paid twenty million dollars to pretend he knows kung fu.โ
Nelly smirks. โDonโt forget the genius.โ
Joe nods dramatically.
โRight! The smartest mathematician in the world. The prodigy from Good Will Hunting solving equations nobody else can solve.โ
He points at the screen again.
โAnd the mathematician is stillโฆ Matt Damon.โ
Nelly leans back in her chair.
โSo what are the critics saying, Joe?โ
Joe shrugs.
โThey say if Matt Damon is such a genius, such a super-agent, such a heroโฆ maybe he should get a real job instead of being paid outrageous sums pretending he is one.โ
Nelly laughs.
โCareful, Joe. Hollywood might send Bourne after you.โ
Joe shakes his head.
โIf Bourne shows up, Iโll give him a keyboard and say, โOkay genius, solve the debt crisis.โ Then weโll see who the real mathematician is.โ








Joe and Nelly sit in a quiet room after the lights and cheers of a charity event have faded.
Nelly looks tired, staring at an old poster from WE Charity and the massive youth rallies of WE Day.
Nelly sighs.
โJoeโฆ you know what the Bible says?โ she asks quietly.
โโAll men are liars.โ Thatโs Book of Psalms 116:11.โ
Joe raises an eyebrow. โThatโs a pretty dark verse to quote after a charity show.โ
Nelly shakes her head.
โI believed them. I stood on those stages telling kids we were changing the world. I even gave a million dollars awayโฆ trying to do the right thing.โ
Joe leans back.
โYou mean when you donated the money from that concert for Muammar Gaddafi?โ
Nelly nods.
โI thought if I gave it to Free the Children it would help kids. Schools, clean water, all that.โ
She gestures at the poster again.
โBut then the scandals came. Investigations. Politicians fighting over the charity. Suddenly everyone looked like they were getting rich while the kids were justโฆ the marketing.โ
Joe smirks a little.
โThatโs the celebrity charity machine. Stadium lights, big speeches, cameras everywhere. Makes everyone feel like a hero.โ
Nelly folds her arms.
โYeahโฆ but the Psalm was right. You trust the wrong people and you start wondering if the whole thing was just another show.โ
Joe shrugs.
โMaybe the problem isnโt charity,โ he says. โMaybe the problem is when charity turns into a brand.โ
Nelly looks at the empty stage through the window.
โThe kids deserved better than a brand, Joe.โ